My Most Sincere Apology to MONKEY!

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rabbitears
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31 May 2011, 1:55 pm

What about "The man with a buttock for a face who is married to a one armed inter-racial cyborg hooked on Smack"?

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31 May 2011, 2:11 pm

Hawt.

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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.

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31 May 2011, 2:24 pm

Not as hot as that really hot thing I told you about, which cannot be mentioned on this family friendly thread.

You know the one.

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....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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31 May 2011, 2:35 pm

Oh yeah, I have to agree with them. They've really got the right idea about what's attractive

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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.

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31 May 2011, 2:40 pm

Indeed.... Maybe I should 'modify' you just a little bit? :twisted:

Don't worry, you'd be under anaesthetic.

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....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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31 May 2011, 2:42 pm

Under anaesthetic? But that takes away all the fun of it!! !

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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.

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31 May 2011, 2:45 pm

Do you want me to video it aswell then?

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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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31 May 2011, 2:48 pm

Yes, I will cherish the memory forever.

Then maybe sell some DVDs.

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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.

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31 May 2011, 2:54 pm

Well, there is a market for that kind of thing........ :eew:

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....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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31 May 2011, 2:57 pm

You've heard of rule 34 haven't you?

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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.

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31 May 2011, 3:07 pm

No. But I'm intrigued. Do go on....

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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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31 May 2011, 3:37 pm

Rule 34 of the internet: if it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions

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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.

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02 Jun 2011, 2:45 pm

UUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM!! !! You said the p-p-p-p P word!

I'm telllliiiin'!

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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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02 Jun 2011, 2:54 pm

MONKEY wrote:

Rule 34 of the internet: if it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions

Even 1940's mahogany wardrobes? Hat boxes?
Oo-er.

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02 Jun 2011, 3:29 pm

EVERYTHING!
Just google anything, attach the word porn to it and you will find something I'm sure.

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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.

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02 Jun 2011, 3:31 pm

You know too much.

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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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