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22 Aug 2015, 12:56 am

I just now realized that Ouija is a combination of the French and German words for "yes."

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22 Aug 2015, 5:25 am

Wimmers creaming soda be da nuke. At last, I found a sugar water container that actually tastes like sugar. It's good.

I need an eyepatch. Got myself good with a stick in my eye. No splinter, but the cornea be mighty upset; it hates light in addition to feeling like there's a needle in it.



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22 Aug 2015, 7:23 am

Too many posts to read....


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22 Aug 2015, 1:19 pm

I wonder if anyone's ever said "Achoo!!" instead of "I do" when they're getting married?


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22 Aug 2015, 2:56 pm

When I laugh I go completely to pot but I can't remember a time when I have actually rolled on the floor with laughter.

I did once however, walk into a lamppost, fell on the floor and then started laughing.

It wasn't because of what I had done. It was because there was a man who was posing as being blind, collecting for charity and he actually started laughing at me walking into the lamppost. So he couldn't have actually been blind.


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22 Aug 2015, 7:13 pm

I'm an organ donor.
My lungs are useless, but my heart is good and my corneas are excellent.
Kidney, anyone?


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22 Aug 2015, 9:49 pm

It's August 22nd and I'm listening to this. How old am I, again? Oh yeah....21.


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23 Aug 2015, 2:52 am

Feyokien wrote:
blue_bean wrote:
I'm 100% sure he wouldn't have sent that email without somebody prompting him :P


You talking to me? If so I'm pretty sure this is my advisers doing, or possibly I made a promise last semester about doing something if I didn't do well this summer to someone who I just remember just now was at the Dean of Students office. Crap

I wonder if my profile even has my age on it anymore?


Noo not you.

I got an email from my workmate saying that he was sorry for not saying goodbye the other day before racing out the door (it was the last time I saw him before he went on a holiday). Another workmate must have told him that I was sad he didn't so he sent the email. I highly doubt he would think of me enough to take his own initiative.



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23 Aug 2015, 3:15 am

Stupid eye. Or stick. Stupid stick and eye. Nice pain.



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23 Aug 2015, 8:48 am

Dillogic wrote:
Stupid eye. Or stick. Stupid stick and eye. Nice pain.


Patching seems to have helped the pain.

Knowing my luck it's probably torn up and needs treatment, otherwise some vision loss. But blah to that. I'm thinking it'd need to be quite sore for it to be that bad. I do seem to feel pain elsewhere at a normal amount compared to my skin where I'm hyposensitive from the Asperger's.



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23 Aug 2015, 11:21 am

I think this person who's befriended me at work has done so because he wanted be friends with a freak.



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23 Aug 2015, 12:07 pm

^ I forgot 'to' after 'wanted'. Too late to edit.

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I bought some chocolate to give my mother and sisters in September but I am eating it right now because I'm kinda bored and couldn't resist the temptation. Well, I'll just buy some more for them.



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23 Aug 2015, 12:17 pm

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Or maybe she suited her face but not her voice. :scratch:


Why did she not suit her face/ voice?



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23 Aug 2015, 12:46 pm

I'm ...


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23 Aug 2015, 12:53 pm

ImAnAspie wrote:
I'm ...


Tired;
Pissed;
3:48am tired;
Gotta go to work in a few hours;
Ripped off by my ex;
cheated;
sick of life;
anything else that pisses you off, I've got going on in life!


I've some how managed to be pissed off left right and center by everyone I know.

The only one who's not pissed off at me all the time is my kitten, and even he, now and again wants to eat me dead!


What the HELL have I done with my life??????????????


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23 Aug 2015, 1:08 pm

ImAnAspie wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
I'm ...


Tired;
Pissed;
3:48am tired;
Gotta go to work in a few hours;
Ripped off by my ex;
cheated;
sick of life;
anything else that pisses you off, I've got going on in life!

I've some how managed to be pissed off left right and center by everyone I know.

The only one who's not pissed off at me all the time is my kitten, and even he, now and again wants to eat me dead!


What the HELL have I done with my life??????????????



Aspies in Australia are disadvantaged because:

I'm having a HUGE amount of trouble functioning on my own and no one seems to care, want to help or take my condition seriously.

If they lived my Aspie life for a week, then they'd see how hard done by I am but no one's compassionate enough to see things from my point of view.

I've not even been able to afford toilet paper, let alone food in the last few months.

But I ALWAYS make sure my little kitty boy is well provided for.

I look after him better than I look after myself.

I don't look after myself real' well. But then, like everyone else, I don't care for me very much.
But I need to stay alive for my kitten. Without me, he's dead too.


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