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I just saw a bumper sticker that read,

"I HEART!"

Which I immedately dyslexed into,

"I HATE ART!"

Which then caused me to wonder,

"What could possess someone to have a bumper sticker complaining that they hate art? There's a sick puppy."

After which I realized,

"Oh, my mind jumbled that one on me. The sick puppy is in fact me."

Good fortune,

- Icarus has a tricksy mind...

I've never sent an e-mail to anyone, i've recived them, but I've never sent one.

1. I like Queen's songs.
2. My computer will be 2 years old this year.
3. I don't like green color too much, it doesn't have any "personality", is so mundane. I accept green only as a color of my eyes and leaves.
4. I own majority of the XIXth century Polish classic literature on my shelf.
5. My last name is associated with a name of a breed of fish.
6. Since we moved out from the city I was born in when I was 3,5 I had only one occasion to visit it when I was 11, during the school trip when we were taken there to visit a local zoo.
7. I don't like Graham Masterton's style of writing but I have got used to it so I still borrow his books.
8. I'm called "Alien" by my students because my stable joke is that the brain-eating aliens visit students who don't want to learn and consume their useless brains (I can't judge if this nick is given to me because my students are virulent b*****s or if they like joking).
9. I used to esperience quite a sharp sudden pain in the right part of my stomach for some years and I was afraid it could be appendicitis.
10. My mobile phone is Nokia6020.

I was framed for stalking students today...AGAIN!

I like flying dreams.

I had full intentions of doing some more painting today but the other day I broke down and bought expensive sheets and had put them on my bed last night. This made me stay in bed lounging. I finally get the whole thing behind expensive sheets

I feel like continuing to read but just can't get round to it.

I am pretending to work at the moment. I am on a teleconference call, so "Shhhhhh!"

I woke up with a cold this morning, then my sister gave me some cold medicine and I took a 2 hour nap. Then I woke up again, and now I feel great!

I am not sure what to do for post #5,000. I mean, this is the last milestone until 10,000. Seems like I should post something really deep and meaningful.

I'd like to learn how to create browser themes, for FireFox.

We've only been together a month and Rich has only been with us for a week or so, and already we've had two blocked and overflowing toilets, and we have a bathtub stained with about 5 different substances, a vomit-stained sink, two paint-stained sinks, 4 big vomit stains on the carpet and about 2 tiny ones from the splatter effect, a door written all over on both sides in crayon, a door written and drawn all over on one side in crayon, three painted doorframes, two vandalized (aka painted with the WP colors) bathrooms, other miscellaneous stains, three broken pieces of china or whatever it is, a broken end table, 3 broken CDs, and we're starting to scatter plates and lose glasses of stuff amidst the boxes of crap that was piled up to the ceiling filling most of the master bedroom but is now all over the house. We're doing very well!

My last 3 posts were about pokemon, even though i wasnt even thinking about pokemon at all <_<

I've been warned by moderators for various things about 20 times-- by Quatermass, Alex, Gwenevyn, Lau, and I think one other. About: my amount of threads, my "unethical" listings in the Statistics forum of the members on antidepressants and the members who were once in the military and something else, two benign but out of place comments in a thread about a dead member, other stuff too I think, now my amount of "post a random fact" threads which Alex deleted except for the father one which had been replied to by someone else who was also playing the game... and I'm scared the mods might think I'm annoying and subconsciously find some excuse to ban me!

I'm glad it's Friday.

I like Old-School Punk.