I wonder is Jetfox always speaks in comic book form.
*Yes, Bland.* Jetfox answers drily with a cold smile.
*Bland crouches in fear, unsure whether to retaliate*
*And I can write in your doom if you are not careful with me* Jetfox picks up pen*
*Bland silently performs Hail Marys*
(man, I suck at this!)
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"Honey, would you buy me some boobles for my 40th b-day?" "No way, they're too expensive. Your own baubles will have to do."