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19 Sep 2006, 1:02 am

Because when you sneezed you didn't cover your mouth or your beer.

When you're trying to daydream, how do you keep your mind from wandering?

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19 Sep 2006, 1:10 am

Keep it completely closed to new ideas and it can't wander far.

Why do cats suddenly need to be in another room?

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19 Sep 2006, 10:15 am

I get that, too. Don't you? Just because others don't recognize certain things doesn't mean a room does not get suddenly crowded to me.

Why can't cats just accept it when they make a mistake? Do they think we actually buy the "I planned it that way" act?

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19 Sep 2006, 5:39 pm

Well, they HATE making mistakes, they're so proud.

Do you remember telephone numbers?

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19 Sep 2006, 10:03 pm

No, I even lost mine,.... can I have your's?? (Use this as a pick up line at a bar)

What time is it??

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19 Sep 2006, 11:12 pm

Hammer time! bahoom bom bom bom...

How famous or powerful do you have to be to be considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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20 Sep 2006, 5:25 pm

impeachgod wrote:

Quote:

How do birds and airplanes stay in the air?

Pressure differential equations.

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20 Sep 2006, 9:21 pm

Ya but planes can fly upside down too.

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20 Sep 2006, 9:39 pm

why are all the lights on

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20 Sep 2006, 9:45 pm

You must be as famous as John Lennon, or as powerful as JFK to be assasinated, instead of murdered.

Are there really still Routemasters on a lot of the streets of Victoria, BC?

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21 Sep 2006, 12:52 am

Yes, but only in an alternate, parallel universe.

What's the difference between a stud and a pervert??

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