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Shoggothgoat
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12 Apr 2015, 5:59 pm

Your soda cans are misaligned



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12 Apr 2015, 6:00 pm

you're obsessed with shoefly pie :chef:



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12 Apr 2015, 6:00 pm

You're not smarter than someone else!


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12 Apr 2015, 6:01 pm

neither is your doppelganger! :razz:



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12 Apr 2015, 6:03 pm

Your higher brain functions seem to display a distinct lack of elevation



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12 Apr 2015, 6:04 pm

your lower brain functions seem unctuous



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12 Apr 2015, 6:11 pm

For all our sakes, your crayons should remain unsharpend



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12 Apr 2015, 6:14 pm

your crayon box only contains chartreuse



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12 Apr 2015, 6:25 pm

your speech bears the logic of flatulence

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12 Apr 2015, 6:30 pm

you can make sibilants, thibilants, vowels and consonants issue forth from your tuckas.



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12 Apr 2015, 8:17 pm

These are all awesome!


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12 Apr 2015, 9:29 pm

Your higher brain function will never get a nosebleed.



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12 Apr 2015, 9:31 pm

your nosebleeds leak out neurons.



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12 Apr 2015, 9:38 pm

Your limes are like backhanded compliments.



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12 Apr 2015, 9:40 pm

Your lemons suck.



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12 Apr 2015, 9:46 pm

your teeth are beige and your gums are pink.