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02 Aug 2009, 12:09 am

Stupid Arab news report:

We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather.


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02 Aug 2009, 2:02 am

:lmao: Whether the weather ...

A conversation:

"Why won't you look at me?"

"I thought I was."

True story.


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02 Aug 2009, 2:06 am

I need a dimmer switch for my brain.



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02 Aug 2009, 2:24 am

GODZILLAAAAAAAA!! !!



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02 Aug 2009, 4:48 am

“If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact”



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02 Aug 2009, 4:55 am

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes, hold you head high, look it squarely in eye and say, "I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me."


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02 Aug 2009, 5:07 am

It's not enough to have a dream unless I'm willing to pursue it. It's not enough to know what's right unless I'm strong enough to do it. It's not enough to join the crowd, to be acknowledged and accepted. I must be true to my ideals, even if I'm excluded and rejected. It's not enough to learn the truth unless I also learn to live it. It's not enough to reach for love unless I care enough to give it.


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02 Aug 2009, 6:58 am

AtomicKaiju wrote:
GODZILLAAAAAAAA!! !!


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l279z5Scz8s



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02 Aug 2009, 7:04 am

If I could just figure out a way to not need food and shelter, all my financial worries would be over.


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02 Aug 2009, 8:42 am

visnofskygirl wrote:
If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes, hold you head high, look it squarely in eye and say, "I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me."


^^^ reminds me of my mindset to protect from ghosts and other scary shadows when i was little.

"i am one of you! no need to attack me!" 8)


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02 Aug 2009, 8:58 am

ZEGH8578 wrote:
visnofskygirl wrote:
If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes, hold you head high, look it squarely in eye and say, "I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me."


^^^ reminds me of my mindset to protect from ghosts and other scary shadows when i was little.

"i am one of you! no need to attack me!" 8)



tsk..tsk...are you still afraid of ghosts?! :chin:


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02 Aug 2009, 9:06 am

visnofskygirl wrote:
ZEGH8578 wrote:
visnofskygirl wrote:
If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes, hold you head high, look it squarely in eye and say, "I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me."


^^^ reminds me of my mindset to protect from ghosts and other scary shadows when i was little.

"i am one of you! no need to attack me!" 8)



tsk..tsk...are you still afraid of ghosts?! :chin:


"when i was little" PLUS, it worked, so, i didnt have to be afraid anymore 8)


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02 Aug 2009, 9:12 am

ive gotta clean up, maybe i'll feel better about it if a song is involved :wink:


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02 Aug 2009, 9:15 am

richardbenson wrote:
ive gotta clean up, maybe i'll feel better about it if a song is involved :wink:


you should find a song ABOUT cleaning, and dance+sing+clap to it, while cleaning!

/i have spoken.


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02 Aug 2009, 9:21 am

i need a magic carpet to do my cleaning, and food prep. song and dance arent gonna get me moving oh no


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02 Aug 2009, 9:24 am

richardbenson wrote:
i need a magic carpet to do my cleaning, and food prep. song and dance arent gonna get me moving oh no


not even if you had your own crew of highly coreographed background dancers?

man i want that so much.

and ill be the lead guy of course, i can improvise and s**t, while they dance on behind me wooooh! maybe some gospel chicks being raised out of the floor, well timed, in the background.

gotta see if i can build some shaft or something into the floor...


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