babybird wrote:
There was a lady down the cooked meats aisle in Sainsbury's today, giving birth. To a baby I hope.
I've never heard screams like it in my life. She sounded like a werewolf.
You'd have thought they would have cordoned the aisle off though.
There was people still doing their shopping around her.
I used to work in a grocery store in highschool, never had someone give birth, but plenty of people decided to take a dump on the floor though

, which also happened to be the perfect time to take a break

. Not my circus, not monkeys!