OK, time to tell another story from my "youth" lol.
When I was a young teen I used to hang out in chat rooms a lot.
At around age 15 I met some guy there, and in a matter of hours he became my "bro" (before it was cool!).
He told me of his female friend who he had upset, but was too anxious to talk to her about it.
So, for whatever reason, he asked me to call that girl and talk to her for him.
And I agreed to doing it... WTF was wrong with me?
I took some deep breaths and called that unknown girl.
To my surprise she was really nice, and when she asked why I called her and how I knew her number I was like "Your friend told me. He's been really sorry for what happened *blah he's really anxious blah he didn't mean to blah* And I'm his bro and that's just what bros do for each other".
After having helped my bro I was happy that everything seemed to be ok again and I didn't think any further than that.
But then the girl messaged me in the chat room and was like "hi <3" and wanted to have sex and "make babies". She was very clear in her language.
It was an awkward situation because I wasn't interested in meeting girls at the time, and a lot shyer than I'm now. And it was clear to me that when this girl would see me, she wouldn't be interested anymore anyway lol. When calling I tried to be very professional, get the point across and of course help my bro being forgiven. I also had a sore throat and some stuff stuck there, so my voice sounded a lot deeper than usual that day. She probably thought I was some kind of super-confident and sexy stud LOL!
Luckily she pretty quickly understood that I wasn't up for anything.
So that was that. One of the few times I could make people believe that I have confidence.

Being an Earthling sounds fun. Not my cup of coffee though