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ajpd1989
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12 Apr 2015, 10:08 pm

Your insults are lamer than a one-legged dog with hip dysplasia.



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12 Apr 2015, 10:27 pm

your insults hurt like a lidocaine cream massage



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12 Apr 2015, 10:29 pm

Your father was an elderberry and your mother smelt of hamsters!



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12 Apr 2015, 10:31 pm

your sister-in-law was a unused monty python bit and your brother-in-law was left in the editing room discard bin.



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12 Apr 2015, 10:33 pm

Ouch. Good one...

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12 Apr 2015, 10:39 pm

Your username makes me think of try-hard therians.



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12 Apr 2015, 10:52 pm

your username reminds me of dry-lard thermians



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13 Apr 2015, 12:53 am

You're more persistent than a stubborn dog.



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13 Apr 2015, 12:55 am

you're less persistant than sea kelp.



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13 Apr 2015, 1:54 am

I'd rather peel old decals off of bumpers than shake your hand



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13 Apr 2015, 2:00 am

I'd rather lick the backs of those decals than fart in your direction.



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13 Apr 2015, 9:11 am

A star shines with more brilliance than you.



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13 Apr 2015, 11:14 am

Your arm flapping is sub-standard



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13 Apr 2015, 2:20 pm

Your arm-flapping provokes me to flap my arms uncontrollably! :twisted:


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13 Apr 2015, 2:31 pm

you have failed to do proper battle with the Klingons around Uranus.



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13 Apr 2015, 4:08 pm

You have detailed knowledge about reality TV-shows.