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15 Feb 2018, 4:18 pm

Do cats sleep in cradles?


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15 Feb 2018, 5:33 pm

"What does a yellow traffic light mean?"

"Slow down."

"W-h-a-t d-o-e-s a y-e-l-l-o-w t-r-a-f-f-i-c l-i-g-h-t m-e-a-n?"

"Slow down!"

"Whhh-aaaa-t d-ooo-eee-sss aaaa y-eee-llll-ooow t-rrr-aaaa-ffff-iiii-c l-iiii-ght mmmm-eee-aaa-nnnn???"



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15 Feb 2018, 6:30 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
"What does a yellow traffic light mean?"

"Slow down."

"W-h-a-t d-o-e-s a y-e-l-l-o-w t-r-a-f-f-i-c l-i-g-h-t m-e-a-n?"

"Slow down!"

"Whhh-aaaa-t d-ooo-eee-sss aaaa y-eee-llll-ooow t-rrr-aaaa-ffff-iiii-c l-iiii-ght mmmm-eee-aaa-nnnn???"


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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15 Feb 2018, 9:08 pm

In the UK, it means it's about to turn green.

In the US, it means it's about to turn red.



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15 Feb 2018, 10:57 pm

Does maple syrup come from maple leaves?


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15 Feb 2018, 10:59 pm

Do beetles sing in the night?


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16 Feb 2018, 12:11 am

lostonearth35 wrote:
"What does a yellow traffic light mean?"

"Slow down."

"W-h-a-t d-o-e-s a y-e-l-l-o-w t-r-a-f-f-i-c l-i-g-h-t m-e-a-n?"

"Slow down!"

"Whhh-aaaa-t d-ooo-eee-sss aaaa y-eee-llll-ooow t-rrr-aaaa-ffff-iiii-c l-iiii-ght mmmm-eee-aaa-nnnn???"


:lol:


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16 Feb 2018, 3:30 am

why aren't farts called pharts or gharts?



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16 Feb 2018, 7:20 am

It's very easy to make a flushing toilet out of matchsticks.


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16 Feb 2018, 2:38 pm

Please consider becoming an organ donor.

Some poor churches out there are still using Yamaha keyboards.



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16 Feb 2018, 4:32 pm

Can you get drunk off lager?


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17 Feb 2018, 3:00 am

Syd wrote:
Please consider becoming an organ donor. Some poor churches out there are still using Yamaha keyboards.

:wtg: you made my day :lmao:



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17 Feb 2018, 7:04 am

Oompa Loompa doo ba dee dar, I got caught with my hand in the cookie jar.


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17 Feb 2018, 3:42 pm

To build a house do you build the roof first?


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17 Feb 2018, 9:03 pm

It took me only 3 days to build a Lego set, but it said 4-7 years on the box it came in. I'm a genius! :mrgreen:



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18 Feb 2018, 1:27 am

I wonder if I could make some extra duckie$ by printing out, assembling and selling yard signs which say "BEWARE OF GOD!"?