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Then she ran into a tree as she was looking back.

A group of children gathered around her and laughed, causing her to take out every single one of the offensive small people with her awesome karate moves she learned from Bruce Lee himself.

but that gave the elf time to catch up with her...

so he turned her into an ice cube and ate her.

But she melted back into a person inside of him (elf stomachs don't contain HCl) and jumped back out of his mouth into...

The grass... And she started to run.

Up to the Routemaster and grabbed it's Randy pole

and met Simon of American Idol. She then beat him up. She spit on his face and said...

Stand in front of the bloody Bus, or else I'll make you!

Simon complied because he was a coward at heart, as is the case with everyone who finds joy in belittle others. His willingness to comply changed Moneypenny's heart, and she made him sing karaoke as penance. The video topped the list of Google searches and Simon had to go into hiding.

but the elf captued simon and moneypenny didn't care because...

she made bank by emptying the bank accounts of everyone who downloaded her video, which was a Trojan horse in disguise. Sufficiently wealthy, she hired a body double, which the elf killed (which ended his contract), and Moneypenny slipped away, never to be seen again. Except the Englishman had attached a tracking device that she didn't know about...

and he found her and began to chase her because...

he was broke and needed the money

Unfortunately for him, when he chased her around a corner...

he fell and broke his arm