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26 Jun 2014, 3:33 pm

i hate drinking plain water.

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27 Jun 2014, 12:29 pm

I only drink plain water

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27 Jun 2014, 12:47 pm

Lindsay Lohan invented the rickshaw in 1971. William Shatner, claiming to have invented the device seven years earlier, filed a patent infringement lawsuit and lost. In his anger, he moved to Hollywood to become an actor, and soon landed the lead role on the hit sitcom, Mama Loves Her Broom. He died six years later, at the height of his fame, of Lou Ferrigno's Disease. Inspired by Shatner's career, a little girl attending his funeral vowed to one day change her gender and become the world's greatest actor, and that little girl was Vin Diesel.

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29 Jun 2014, 5:27 am

If you hold a cellphone toward your ear and talk into it for too long, it will stay there forever.

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29 Jun 2014, 9:48 am

Technology has totally been on my side lately.

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30 Jun 2014, 1:05 pm

it's sunny outside, and it will stay like that.

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30 Jun 2014, 4:28 pm

I am the President of my local Temperance Society.

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30 Jun 2014, 9:20 pm

I get a feeling of calm an peacefulness when a stranger calls me a ret*d.

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01 Jul 2014, 4:45 pm

I am a vegan.

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02 Jul 2014, 2:49 am

I'll be sure not to vaccinate my future children, from fear they'll turn out like me.

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02 Jul 2014, 11:57 pm

my left eyebrow isn't irritating me at all.

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03 Jul 2014, 2:11 pm

I shave off my eyebrows!

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03 Jul 2014, 3:27 pm

I won't enjoy having new sewer lines, but I am really enjoying the process of getting them installed.

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03 Jul 2014, 11:42 pm

my left eyebrow is still perfectly fine.

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03 Jul 2014, 11:57 pm

I don't want to buy any more basses.

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04 Jul 2014, 12:55 am

i love high school a lot, but i don't need to buy the yearbooks. the memories will be with me forever.

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