Pizza's in the oven and I didn't get it from Asda.
No, it's just unfortunate for me that that particular branch is on my way to work so I pop in when I need some tobacco.
I always come out absolutely f*****g fuming.
It's a good thing I cycle to work so I can take my anger out on Incompetent drivers, pedestrians and who ever the hell else gets in my way.
I swear to god, how some people even get a driving license is beyond me.
I wouldn't even give them a television license.
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