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13 Jan 2016, 3:19 pm

I like big butts and I cannot lie!! ! :P



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13 Jan 2016, 3:24 pm

Why must there be so many idiots everywhere? The amount of idiocy that I can handle this year has already been maxed out ten times over, a new record.

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13 Jan 2016, 5:00 pm

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13 Jan 2016, 5:40 pm

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I just got home from grocery shopping, been starving.
I have a salad, cheese and sliced sausage (green spice variant).
My life is complete. I don't need anything else right now.

I just read my post and the happy feelings returned for a second.



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13 Jan 2016, 5:42 pm

SerOrange wrote:
Why must there be so many idiots everywhere? The amount of idiocy that I can handle this year has already been maxed out ten times over, a new record.

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I often feel the same way and videos/Facebook pages like Your Grammar Sucks aren't doing much to restore my faith in humanity.



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13 Jan 2016, 5:43 pm

Scar: "I'm surrounded by idiots."

Dr. Evil: "Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?"


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13 Jan 2016, 6:04 pm

If someone tells me that my grammar sucks I "correct" them: *grammEr trolol



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13 Jan 2016, 8:20 pm

How I missed able to jump from the 2nd floor balcony straight back outside just to startle the crap out the house visitors who knew of my presense... :twisted:


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13 Jan 2016, 10:14 pm

Really love making chicken quesadillas for dinner and super easy just use rotisserie chicken, sliced peppers, Monterey Jack cheese and place between tortillas and place oil in a pan and fry each side about 2 mins on each side. Then serve with salsa. 8)


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13 Jan 2016, 10:16 pm

Will driverless cars be safe to ride in, will they have an option such as auto pilot, and an emergency brake just in case? Driverless cars sound great, but are they safe??


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13 Jan 2016, 10:22 pm

What does the fox say? "Yip" Motherf***er, that's what.



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13 Jan 2016, 10:28 pm

The fox probably says, "For fox sake, stop with the 'what does the fox say?'!"


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13 Jan 2016, 10:30 pm

Raleigh wrote:
The fox probably says, "For fox sake, stop with the 'what does the fox say?'!"


HAHAHAHAHAHA!! ! :lol: Clever use of wordplay there.



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13 Jan 2016, 11:22 pm

Yes I have something random to say. I thought exercise would help my tummy issues but my tummy is hurting even more now. Crap.


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13 Jan 2016, 11:31 pm

Now here's a little story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.



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13 Jan 2016, 11:46 pm

For it is written in the Great Book, Adverbs 3.14159: "Yea, verily, mightily, swiftly,
righteously, truthfully, justly - did I say swiftly - acrimoniously, and expediently."

(From "A Bloggery" by Old Comedywriter)


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