You know you live in ____ when..

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You know you live on EARTH if Big Brother is watching you, ha.

Big Brother is always watching us, as is Big Sista


You know you live in Brazil if half the female population is topless or nude at all times.

ИФ ыOY ДHИHK BOДKA, TXэH COBET POCCИЯ ЛИBэC ИH ыOY (This is English encoded in the Cyrillic alphabet. If you know the Cyrillic Alphabet, but not Russian, you should be able to read it.)

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you know you live in a world of mimes when everything that is meant to be spoken has to be expressed through gestures..

You know you live in Aarhus when people tell stupid jokes about the stupidity of the Aarhusians (or what you call them), eg.:

Why do the Aarhusians stand up when they are going to bed?
So they can FALL asleep.

Why do the Aarhusians take the door off before going to the toilet?
So that no one can look through the key hole.

Why do the Aarhusians bring a ladder when they go shopping?
Because the prices are getting high.



(Of course that is only true of the native Aarhusians, which I'm not. )

If it's common belief that Humans originated from the unholy mating of a fairy and a dragon, you probably live in Vietnam.

Additionally, you probably live in Vietnam if everyone seems to have the same last name. (If every other person has the last name Nguyen, then the first Nguyen must've been a real ladies man.)

You know you live in Sweden when the only music the radio plays is eurodance or trance.

You know you live in the land of Faery when your leaving acorns at the base of an old oak tree..