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CupcakeBelle
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05 Apr 2011, 3:35 pm

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Why have we suddenly transported ourselves to redneck land??
HOWDY Y'ALL
* spits a wad *
I need me some grits!


Now do you want those with cheese, jelly or ketchup? *is acutally from the deep south*



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05 Apr 2011, 3:36 pm

CupcakeBelle wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
Why have we suddenly transported ourselves to redneck land??
HOWDY Y'ALL
* spits a wad *
I need me some grits!


Now do you want those with cheese, jelly or ketchup? *is acutally from the deep south*


i like mine with cheese and salsa 8)


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05 Apr 2011, 3:37 pm

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Let's not fall out over such trivial, trivial matters such as your mother....


What was that, nob? You're the trivial one lovey.
*b***h slaps you*


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05 Apr 2011, 3:37 pm

Titangeek wrote:
CupcakeBelle wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
Why have we suddenly transported ourselves to redneck land??
HOWDY Y'ALL
* spits a wad *
I need me some grits!


Now do you want those with cheese, jelly or ketchup? *is acutally from the deep south*


i like mine with cheese and salsa 8)


Yea, that is some good stuff there. :)



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05 Apr 2011, 3:38 pm

What is grits?


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05 Apr 2011, 3:40 pm

some eggy fu-do methinks..



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05 Apr 2011, 3:43 pm

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What is grits?

you could almost compare it to cream of wheat...almost. Grits are small broken grains of corn.



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05 Apr 2011, 3:43 pm

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What is grits?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grits


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05 Apr 2011, 3:43 pm

CupcakeBelle wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
Why have we suddenly transported ourselves to redneck land??
HOWDY Y'ALL
* spits a wad *
I need me some grits!
Now do you want those with cheese, jelly or ketchup? *is acutally from the deep south*
Woman, jes git them vittles over heah now.
Don't you be a'fussin about them frills an' girly bits, a'cause ah got me a hog-side here jes waitin fo' mah lovin' teef.

* scratches (ahem) 'lower regions' *


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05 Apr 2011, 3:45 pm

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Let's not fall out over such trivial, trivial matters such as your mother....


What was that, nob?


You know exactly what it was. And yes, you were right, how painful was it then?


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05 Apr 2011, 3:46 pm

Cornflake wrote:
CupcakeBelle wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
Why have we suddenly transported ourselves to redneck land??
HOWDY Y'ALL
* spits a wad *
I need me some grits!
Now do you want those with cheese, jelly or ketchup? *is acutally from the deep south*
Woman, jes git them vittles over heah now.
Don't you be a'fussin about them frills an' girly bits, a'cause ah got me a hog-side here jes waitin fo' mah lovin' teef.

* scratches (ahem) 'lower regions' *


*gives you a long hard look* why yes sah Imma gonna bring dem grits right ova. *considers playing grit ball for a minute with the scalding hot pan then thinks better of it and ladles you up a bowl* here ya go



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05 Apr 2011, 3:58 pm

Love,
Hate,
Passion,
Hillbillies,




............this thread has it all.


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05 Apr 2011, 4:01 pm

rabbitears wrote:
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Let's not fall out over such trivial, trivial matters such as your mother....


What was that, nob?


You know exactly what it was. And yes, you were right, how painful was it then?


Apparently she could barely walk for days


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05 Apr 2011, 4:06 pm

CupcakeBelle wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
CupcakeBelle wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
Why have we suddenly transported ourselves to redneck land??
HOWDY Y'ALL
* spits a wad *
I need me some grits!
Now do you want those with cheese, jelly or ketchup? *is acutally from the deep south*
Woman, jes git them vittles over heah now.
Don't you be a'fussin about them frills an' girly bits, a'cause ah got me a hog-side here jes waitin fo' mah lovin' teef.

* scratches (ahem) 'lower regions' *
*gives you a long hard look* why yes sah Imma gonna bring dem grits right ova. *considers playing grit ball for a minute with the scalding hot pan then thinks better of it and ladles you up a bowl* here ya go
(*gives you a long hard look* :lmao: I nearly had an accident)

My deah! - ah declare - they're simply deeelicious!
Cleetus - fetch the lady a chair an' some iced tea!


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05 Apr 2011, 4:08 pm

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Love,
Hate,
Passion,
Hillbillies,




............this thread has it all.
An' hawgs. Don' fergit them hawgs.


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05 Apr 2011, 4:17 pm

What translator are you using then?


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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
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