The corrupted wish game

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Granted, but it is from a company which will not stop bugging you.

I wish that I owned a doomsday device

Granted, but it would sound every 4 seconds.

I wish I had more time.

granted.... but now you have nothing to do

i wish for three more wishes

Granted, but someone steals them so it's a wasted wish.

I wish I had more toes.

granted....but you now have no fingers


i wish i could control the weather

Granted, but you'd start getting hundreds of calls with requests.

I wish I could eat chocolate at every meal.

granted..... but you get tired of chocolate and are not permitted to switch back (i know, 'how can someone get tired of chocolate', its a srange world

i wish the tree in front of my house was taller

Granted, but a storm wipes out your nice tall tree taking your house with it.


I wish I could build a car that runs on garbage.

granted... but it is slow, it smells badly and it is horrible for the environment

i wish this wish would be granted

Granted, but you didn't wish for enough to go around for everyone.


I wish I could build a car that runs on NT double talk.

Granted, but it cannot stop.

I wish that aliens invaded

Granted, but they're nice Aliens

I wish my mom hadn't named me werbert

granted.... but your new name is Lamberto...

I wish the sky was a different color

I like Lamberto

The sky is now red because the Van Allen Belts exploded.

I wish my homework was done.

I shall grant your wish, lamberto, but the homework is all wrong and you fail out of school

I wish i didn't have to take exams

Granted, your grade will now be based on how well you endure a torture session from a CIA interrogator.

I wish the radio would stop playing Paris Hilton songs.