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30 Sep 2006, 10:26 pm

Garlicism=Islam

Mustardism=Christianity



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30 Sep 2006, 10:29 pm

Garlicism=The correct religion
Mustardism=Satanic cult


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30 Sep 2006, 10:33 pm

Ranch Dressing will have it's day...


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30 Sep 2006, 10:35 pm

[quote="werbert"]Garlicism=Islam

The reports of the Church of Garlic working with Islamic terrorist are competely false.

The FBI records clearly show we were merely trading garlic bulbs for TNT to be used in
mining operations.

Garlic Bless America



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30 Sep 2006, 10:37 pm

Here, I've got some acolytes for you. Have half and half each, werbert and One-Winged Angel. They're very obedient. Got 'em second-hand off a place called Krop Tor that was about to fall into a black hole.

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They just take orders from whomever. A bit used. Used to belong to someone calling himself "the Beast".


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30 Sep 2006, 10:41 pm

They look a little bit like mind flayers.


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30 Sep 2006, 10:54 pm

Hey I like the movie "Dark City".

Hey Brother One-Winged-Angel this Quatermass cat may just be about to join the
Church of Garlic. Robots hate Mustard his vingear is corosive to their metal parts.

Garlic Bless America

Pray for Brother Quatermass that he may see the light of Garlic.



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30 Sep 2006, 11:07 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:
They look a little bit like mind flayers.


They're called the Ood, but you're right. Those sphere things are translators.


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30 Sep 2006, 11:08 pm

Jenova's Witness prayer modified for Garlic's use:

Our leader who art in many types of containers Garlic be thy name. MachineAngel come and werbert be undone on Aspergia as it is in Autistica. Give us this day our daily Garlic bread and forgive us our eating of Ranch as we forgive those who eat other humans.
And lead us not into the condiment doomsayer but deliver us from the Knights of the Mustard.


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30 Sep 2006, 11:21 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Jenova's Witness prayer modified for Garlic's use:

Our leader who art in many types of containers Garlic be thy name. MachineAngel come and werbert be undone on Aspergia as it is in Autistica. Give us this day our daily Garlic bread and forgive us our eating of Ranch as we forgive those who eat other humans.
And lead us not into the condiment doomsayer but deliver us from the Knights of the Mustard.


But you cannot worship two gods at the same time. After all, the First Jenovic Commandment states: You shall have no other deity before me.

Therefore, in worshipping Garlic, you open yourself up to excommunication, trial by Ultima, or worse, Omnislash!

Booyah!

And, because I'm a heathen, these rules don't apply to me.


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30 Sep 2006, 11:35 pm

Quatermass wrote:
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Jenova's Witness prayer modified for Garlic's use:

Our leader who art in many types of containers Garlic be thy name. MachineAngel come and werbert be undone on Aspergia as it is in Autistica. Give us this day our daily Garlic bread and forgive us our eating of Ranch as we forgive those who eat other humans.
And lead us not into the condiment doomsayer but deliver us from the Knights of the Mustard.


But you cannot worship two gods at the same time. After all, the First Jenovic Commandment states: You shall have no other deity before me.

Therefore, in worshipping Garlic, you open yourself up to excommunication, trial by Ultima, or worse, Omnislash!

Booyah!

And, because I'm a heathen, these rules don't apply to me.


I modified it for Garlic's use. This is something completely different. I don't worship both at once. Please try to raise your IQ above 26.:roll:


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30 Sep 2006, 11:38 pm

i refuse to see how ranch and cannibalism are connected!


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30 Sep 2006, 11:42 pm

They're both sins. Actually cannibalism is alright as long as you put Garlic on them.


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30 Sep 2006, 11:44 pm

.........

Alright, you asked for it.

Go for it, wasabi kamikazes!

Self-destruct on him, and cover him with magma-hot horse-radish sauce.

It may not kill him, but no-one likes to be covered in wasabi.

Okay, maybe masochists.

Now for my next trick, does anyone have a pack of Marlboros?

We'll see which goes better on them, mustard or garlic....


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30 Sep 2006, 11:50 pm

Garlic makes it rain mako energy and Quartermass goes insane from mako poisoning, and I am saved from the wasabi kamikazes when it rains wakizashis.


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30 Sep 2006, 11:53 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Garlic makes it rain mako energy and Quartermass goes insane from mako poisoning, and I am saved from the wasabi kamikazes when it rains wakizashis.


Insanity only inflicts the sane (even mako poisoning insanity), and I'm already unhinged. Now, who has a pack of smegging Marlboros?


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