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I'm afraid this whole e-marriage is getting rather complicated .....

*hands prof. a mask* look, just go to bob the llama and tell him you want a wedding provided by Fake Inc. I've told him not shoot you on sight, so you're okay.

Would a Green Line like to marry a Crimson rosey-cheeked beauty, like me? We can sniff each others' Poles!

After hearing a recent report on the BBC, I'm not sure this thread is a good idea. The details are not clear, but apparantly there was a routemaster driving around london with only two passengers, playing kinks music loud enough to shatter several shop windows. BBC reports that the female passenger had her head out a second level window of the bus shouting "I love you London," while the male passenger had his head out the window of the other side shouting obscenities which frequently included the word "pommie."

When london police were finally able to stop the vehicle, the male passenger dressed himself in steel garbage cans and began exchanging gunfire with police officers. The male passenger was taken into custody using a large magnet borrowed from an auto wrecking yard.

The female passenger refused to leave the routemaster, and barricaded herself on the second level using a large bed. When she was finally taken into custody, she insisted that she was a canadian born with a british soul and was therefore elegible for citizenship. The pair was broken out of prison by an individual known only as "hermit."

The group remains at large and has evaded a massive police search. The female has been reported at numerous fish and chips shops and bakeries. The male has robbed several financial institutions involved in overseas investment. The individual known as "hermit" has been spotted on numerous security cameras, holding a beer and looking amused.

The reports say the female invariably gives herself away by asking for "extra crunchy bits".

What do you mean, "Can I provide an alibi which can be verified by a third party?"

I'm a bloody hermit for chrissakes...

Though not necessarily through choice, I might add, just in case anyone wants to marry me...

Tinky, will you marry sociable_hermit?

huh?

NOOOOO!! !

hmm...do you accept the terms and requests of bob the llama?