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If I walk past a black cat in Soviet Russia, does it get bad luck?

Actually, A 'Cowboy' would be a pre-pubescent male Centauer.

Sylkat

What is it with the light inside the refrigerator?

Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not the freezer?
Why is there a light in the refrigerator if we're not supposed to have midnight snacks?

Why can I not bake explosive food?

Because GLaDOS will not allow it!

Why is the song titled "100 years" when most people do not live that long?

Why is the number of questions rapidly outgrowing the number of answers and why am I even asking a question?

Dear Kevinjh, Explosive food has existed well over one hundred years.
It is known as 'Chili Con Carne'.
The explosions traditionally occur awhile after eating, however, and not during the actual cooking.

Sylkat

Muahahahahaha!

Why is it that there never are a piece of wire and a pair of empty glasses when I want/need them?

Because the Wee Free Men ran off with them, obviously!

Sylkat

How shall I derive the volume of an octahedron from the area of its sides?
What angle do the pentagons in a dodecahedron make?
What happens if I bend space and why?
How many magnets do I need to levitate myself?

Dear kevinjh,
1: I don't know.
2: I don't know.
3: Read the first book in Frank Herbert's 'Dune' series and find out.
4: what you need is EXTREMELY explosive Chili Con Carne, not magnets.

Besides, the Wee Free Men stole all of the magnets.

Sylkat

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Why are my questions suddenly getting answered?

Dear Kevinjh, If you don't want answers, why are you posting your questions on WP, the repository of all facts known to humankind, and home to all the humans who know those facts?

Sylkat

Why are they crazy, those Romans?