What you really shouldn't name your kid!

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MagicToenail
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06 Jun 2012, 7:57 am

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06 Jun 2012, 8:10 am

I've always hated my first name.
I had enough trouble at school being AS without being saddled with an upper class christian name.



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06 Jun 2012, 9:49 am

"neptune". (hi i'm neptune johnson and i'm applying for the position advertised...)

"orchid". (sounds vaguely like "awkward" so i would probably laugh if i met someone called that name).

"flopperellamagellicacentaurius" shortened to "floppy".



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06 Jun 2012, 2:18 pm

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06 Jun 2012, 6:34 pm

Vacuous.
Harmonium.
Leggy.
Gloriana-Sunburst.
Legume.


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06 Jun 2012, 10:43 pm

For a while I wanted to name my daughter Ana-mai.

Oh God, I'm so glad I'm not thinking of using that name anymore.


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07 Jun 2012, 2:59 pm

Cal E. Fornia

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Ohio Washington

Maine Minnesota

Rhode Island Oregon


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07 Jun 2012, 5:06 pm

Crabulina.
Osteopath.
Manjuju Legblast.
Wilma-Cakestand.
Plankley.


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07 Jun 2012, 5:51 pm

Here's something from Snopes about bad baby names. Naming your kids after a venereal disease is a bad idea.


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07 Jun 2012, 5:59 pm

Pump.
Oreo.
Massive.
Esso.


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07 Jun 2012, 6:25 pm

Butterfinger

Trout Salmon

Tilapia

Catfish


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07 Jun 2012, 6:58 pm

Sebastopol-Tutankhamun.
Janet Vulture-Hoover.


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