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28 Nov 2006, 6:34 am

55 gallon drum of old transformer polychlorinated biphenyls( PCBs) to burn in your oil
furnace.

tinky
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28 Nov 2006, 8:02 am

a serial killer. comes with extra knives!

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28 Nov 2006, 8:35 am

A serial killer victim, in less than mint condition, with a few body parts missing.

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28 Nov 2006, 10:33 am

A do it yerself sock monkey kit, with an argyle sock included.

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28 Nov 2006, 10:41 am

A brand new pair of walking boots. With massive holes in them.

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28 Nov 2006, 11:13 am

I couldn't give you a bad gift. It's not in my nature. :wink:

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28 Nov 2006, 12:29 pm

a barf bag.

used.

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Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who?s the only one?

RTSgamerFTW
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28 Nov 2006, 1:19 pm

Cheese.

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willow
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28 Nov 2006, 1:22 pm

I like cheese.

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Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who?s the only one?

Prof_Pretorius
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28 Nov 2006, 2:51 pm

Mouldy cheese with wormies.

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28 Nov 2006, 4:05 pm

A Dell computer.

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28 Nov 2006, 4:10 pm

A copy of Windows 3.2, with a 286 HP computer to run it on.

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28 Nov 2006, 4:12 pm

A rabid silverback gorilla from the "Congo" movie.

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28 Nov 2006, 4:20 pm

A copy of windows shitty-8

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tinky
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28 Nov 2006, 4:49 pm

a stolen 2007 Volvo S60

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28 Nov 2006, 5:09 pm

A year's supply of Shrimp Fettucine.

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