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21 Dec 2006, 10:55 pm

Wash their mouths out, with soap. :lol:

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23 Dec 2006, 8:00 pm

Turn on death metal music and say "nice work of fiction you have there."(pointing to the bible)

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23 Dec 2006, 8:38 pm

Anubis wrote:

Turn on death metal music and say "nice work of fiction you have there."(pointing to the bible)

Just make sure it's Deicide.

Here's a list of more ways to get rid of JW's!

http://positiveatheism.org/writ/door2door.htm

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23 Dec 2006, 9:27 pm

I usually invite them inside for a beer.

... and they usually decline.

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23 Dec 2006, 9:34 pm

Pretend to be a pagan, they must love that.

I wonder.. which do they despise more, Atheism or Paganism?

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23 Dec 2006, 11:53 pm

I don't know why, but I have empathy for these people.

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23 Dec 2006, 11:58 pm

Give them some Wacky Tabackey.

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24 Dec 2006, 12:45 am

Anubis wrote:

Pretend to be a pagan, they must love that.

I wonder.. which do they despise more, Atheism or Paganism?

Paganism, You should see what colors they turn when I say I'm a LaVey Satanist.

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24 Dec 2006, 12:55 am

Along with meaningless stuttering?

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24 Dec 2006, 12:56 am

I'd love to clobber them over the heads with me favourite red-wheeled Routemaster. Their blood would match me Bus quite nicely. :twisted:

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24 Dec 2006, 1:41 am

"I've been Christian before. I don't repeat myself, especially if it was a mistake. Good bye."
Then I shut the door.

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25 Dec 2006, 9:11 pm

Force Atheism down their throats!! !

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25 Dec 2006, 9:18 pm

With a spoon.

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25 Dec 2006, 9:21 pm

Whilst terrorising them with my insane cat, which has taken a liking for trying to bite my foot off

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25 Dec 2006, 9:26 pm

My cat can join in.

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25 Dec 2006, 9:28 pm

lol

What time is it over there?

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