If you were a God, what would you do?

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Hmmm... make a fantasy world with magic and technology in it.

I would smite those who don't worship cats and those who injure cats would spend an eternity of torment.

It would rain hard every day.

These are thy servants who will uphold these laws...

Thanks Atomika for reminding me! I'd bring back the Romanovs. And I'd bring back Rasputin. And Lenin.

Don't forget Ivan the Terrible

I hadn't even noticed that!

Do I get to choose my own silly message now?!

Oh no... the responsibility... the weight of the world upon my shoulders... carving the stone tablets upon which the future rests.....

Oh the guilt!! !

I would make running in the rain feel orgasmic for everyone.

P.S. Atomika: get over it, dude. Join a gym or buy a fast car or hire a whore or something.

You shall be smited for such blasphemy!! !

Atomica, while your place of worship is appealing, you should think of the logistics of PARKING! Will there be a choir & old church ladies who cook free dinners?

Yeah, smite my ass!

It would appear as if you don't know ANYTHING about becoming godly or about power, do you? . Allow me to demonstrate...


First off, why would anyone want unlimited power in the first place??? I will let you guess at the answer...

Actually I do.

In order to move mountains you must become the one who put the mountain there in the first place. But then, why would you want to move it?

The god that exists inside my head creates this reality for me moment to moment. You have a god inside your head doing the same thing. Maybe you could convince it to create a nicer reality for you. After all, it's your god, created by you in your image, living in your head.

I live in a very nice, peaceful world of my own making. How's that for god-like power? Can you do the same? I'll bet you can. I like you.

There would be only one TV channel, it would be a Rated X channel and it would have only the most disgusting stuff you can think of. Hopefully it will make people stop watching TV while at the same time keep all the sick freaks that would watch that sort of thing occupied.

Why all the pre-occupation with other people?

Why not sky-dive without a parachute?

Or travel to other worlds with more intellegent life?

Or to the center of the universe?

Or to the edge of space and time?

Are you going to retain your human qualities?

Anthropomorphize yourself the way mere humans do to gods?