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24 Feb 2007, 7:15 pm

I'm not even going for that one...

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I wish I had a Colt Gold Cup .45

Good taste! I wish I had an original Detonics Combat Master.

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24 Feb 2007, 7:52 pm

Granted; except you forgot to specify mint condition ('nuff said).

I wish I was an eagle.

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24 Feb 2007, 8:00 pm

granted. but you fly into electrical wires.

i wish i could get a new book

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24 Feb 2007, 8:00 pm

asperion wrote:

I wish I was an eagle.

Granted, but you have no feathers, and nature takes its course (you die)

asperion wrote:

Granted; except you forgot to specify mint condition ('nuff said).

Quite, sewer pipe for a barrel, cracked grips, enough crap inside to fill a sewage processing plant because the last guy who owned it doesn't know how to clean a floor let alone a gun... Idiot likely even had the bad taste (and sense) to put in a FLGR.

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24 Feb 2007, 8:11 pm

Raph522 wrote:

i wish i could get a new book

Granted, but terrorists have covered your book with ebola and you suffer horrifically before bleeding out... and dying.

I wish for peace on earth.

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24 Feb 2007, 8:23 pm

granted, humans are extinct

i wish my headache was gone

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24 Feb 2007, 8:26 pm

Granted, it's a tumor and soon enough it... and everything else is gone.

I wish I had a pepperoni pizza.

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Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam

The following statement is True, the preceding statement was False.

I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

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24 Feb 2007, 8:40 pm

Aren't we forgetting something?

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I wish i had Cloud's motorcycle and all of Cloud's swords...

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24 Feb 2007, 8:57 pm

Granted, you get crushed under the motorcycle and the swords fall on your head, slicing off the top of your skull. Noone discovers you for two weeks. in the meantime maggots nest in your brain, when they eat a substantial portion of it, you die. (happy now? you're dead)

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Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam

The following statement is True, the preceding statement was False.

I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

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24 Feb 2007, 9:21 pm

I wish that I could teleport.

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24 Feb 2007, 9:23 pm

That's already been wished for, how about a nice ring transporter?

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Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam

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I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

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24 Feb 2007, 9:24 pm

Sure. I wish for Asgard teleportation tech.

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24 Feb 2007, 9:27 pm

Granted, but it mixes you up, and you wind up with an arm growing out of your butt, you're unable to survive (make your time) like this, and you die.

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Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam

The following statement is True, the preceding statement was False.

I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

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24 Feb 2007, 9:48 pm

I wish I didn't have to do the laundry.

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Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam

The following statement is True, the preceding statement was False.

I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

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24 Feb 2007, 10:03 pm

Granted, you have no clothes.

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24 Feb 2007, 10:05 pm

I wish to have the most teeth in the world.

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