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07 Oct 2015, 4:16 pm

After the long feud between the teacher and the administration, they decided to restart fresh and wipe the slate clean.



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07 Oct 2015, 4:18 pm

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I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

Hope they didn't put too much Greece in the food.



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07 Oct 2015, 4:26 pm

ghoti wrote:
WitchsCat wrote:
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

Hope they didn't put too much Greece in the food.


Did you use China plates? Did the food taste Swedish?


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07 Oct 2015, 9:33 pm

But Jamaica cup of coffee (oops, I meant a cup of "Java")?

And did you Sweden it with a Cuba sugar?



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08 Oct 2015, 3:39 pm

China was in fact used. Food tasted as European as it should be. Irish food is the best, because the portions are always Dublin.


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08 Oct 2015, 4:02 pm

An egg, a faucet, and a tomato had a race.

The egg got beaten, the faucet kept on running, and the tomato tried hard to ketchup.



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09 Oct 2015, 12:45 am

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Did you hear about the Spanish magician?

He was on stage and counted "uno, dos..." and then he vanished without a tres.


Literally laughed out loud at this one!



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09 Oct 2015, 1:12 pm

My clock radio goes off with alarming frequency.


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09 Oct 2015, 1:41 pm

These are all great - hope mine can live up

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09 Oct 2015, 2:34 pm

Q:What do you call a hundred skinheads on a raft?

A:Beans on toast


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09 Oct 2015, 3:11 pm

Why did the shopaholic buy an escalator?

Because it was marked down.



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09 Oct 2015, 3:20 pm

Q:How do you get a hundred Pikachu's on a bus?

A:Pokemon


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09 Oct 2015, 9:49 pm

Sarah Palin thinks General Motors is in the army.



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09 Oct 2015, 10:01 pm

Free Red China!
(with purchase of our Ethan Allen dinette set at our everyday low price).


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09 Oct 2015, 10:02 pm

Wars are fought to see who is right, but all of the winners are left :wink:



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09 Oct 2015, 10:10 pm

Why can't Mr. Lane hold on to his job at the mall?

Because there are signs around all the mall entrances calling to Fire Lane.