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07 Oct 2015, 4:16 pm

After the long feud between the teacher and the administration, they decided to restart fresh and wipe the slate clean.

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07 Oct 2015, 4:18 pm

WitchsCat wrote:

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

Hope they didn't put too much Greece in the food.

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07 Oct 2015, 4:26 pm

ghoti wrote:

WitchsCat wrote:

Hope they didn't put too much Greece in the food.

Did you use China plates? Did the food taste Swedish?

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07 Oct 2015, 9:33 pm

But Jamaica cup of coffee (oops, I meant a cup of "Java")?

And did you Sweden it with a Cuba sugar?

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08 Oct 2015, 3:39 pm

China was in fact used. Food tasted as European as it should be. Irish food is the best, because the portions are always Dublin.

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08 Oct 2015, 4:02 pm

An egg, a faucet, and a tomato had a race.

The egg got beaten, the faucet kept on running, and the tomato tried hard to ketchup.

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09 Oct 2015, 12:45 am

Jory wrote:

Did you hear about the Spanish magician?

He was on stage and counted "uno, dos..." and then he vanished without a tres.

Literally laughed out loud at this one!

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09 Oct 2015, 1:12 pm

My clock radio goes off with alarming frequency.

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09 Oct 2015, 1:41 pm

These are all great - hope mine can live up

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