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04 Apr 2007, 8:39 pm

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Oh, thanks, ahayes. And, now, for my next trick, I will be carefully cauterising a section of brain away with a horrendously powerful energy wave. (looks inside Unknown's head.) Ye gods, the Broca's area and Wernicke's area is diseased, with corrumpere flos oratio. We need to operate!


...right, *materializes surgical utensils*, with a magical healing ability in possession to 1/4 of all Celcians we really don't know anything about Earth medicine, so I can't operate myself.



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04 Apr 2007, 8:39 pm

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YOU CAN BEAT ME!! !! ! WHY AM I STILL HERE!! !! !


His language skills are fading fast! He meant to say "You can't beat me!" We have a bad case of a strain of corrumpere flos oratio, called omnis tuus castra habere esse ad nos. We must make haste! Charges up 99% Eon Blast...


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04 Apr 2007, 8:40 pm

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YOU CAN'T FIX MY L33T-NESS!! !! !

AND AHAYES GOD IS PHAIL!! !! !


The Great Cat God just used you as a scratching post, you're all bloodied up!



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04 Apr 2007, 8:41 pm

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YOU CAN'T FIX MY L33T-NESS!! !! !

AND AHAYES GOD IS PHAIL!! !! !


The Great Cat God just used you as a scratching post, you're all bloodied up!

1 CAN H3AL MAH'SELF!! !! !

4 T3H L33T!! !!


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04 Apr 2007, 8:42 pm

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Ni! IMMA CHARGIN MAH' LAZER!! !


I short circuit your lazer's power supply and it explodes in your face. THAT's gotta hurt!



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04 Apr 2007, 8:43 pm

Unknown wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Unknown wrote:
YOU CAN'T FIX MY L33T-NESS!! !! !

AND AHAYES GOD IS PHAIL!! !! !


The Great Cat God just used you as a scratching post, you're all bloodied up!

1 CAN H3AL MAH'SELF!! !! !

4 T3H L33T!! !!


When The Great Cat God bloodies you up, you STAY bloodied up!



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04 Apr 2007, 8:45 pm

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*The Great Cat God claws Unknown, impaling him with Her claws and then leaving.*

NOW you believe me?


Feet of Clay, by Terry Pratchett wrote:
Another priest said 'Is it true you've said you'll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?'

'Yes.'

Vimes had a feeling about the immediate future and took a few steps away from Dorfl.

'But the gods plainly do exist.'

'It Is Not Evident.'

A bolt of lightning lanced through the clouds and hit Dorfl's helmet. There was a sheet of flame and then a trickling noise. Dorfl's molten armour formed puddles around his white-hot feet.

'I Don't Call That Much Of An Argument.' said Dorfl calmyl, from somewhere in the clouds of smoke.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

(Discworld and chars, stories, etc copyright Terry Pratchett...)


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04 Apr 2007, 8:46 pm

I send to Alternative, Ahayes, and Unknown each a box of chocolates and a rose, because I love them so much.


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04 Apr 2007, 8:47 pm

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ahayes wrote:
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YOU CAN'T FIX MY LEET-NESS!! !! !

AND AHAYES' GOD HAS FAILED!! !! !


The Great Cat God just used you as a scratching post, you're all bloodied up!

I CAN HEAL MYSELF!! !! !

F**K LEET!! !!


I can filter his quotes to make it look like he can spell and hates leet. Other than that...


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04 Apr 2007, 8:49 pm

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I send to Alternative, Ahayes, and Unknown each a box of chocolates and a rose, because I love them so much.


THAT's too much, even a High Dragun has his limitations. *teleports out of thread*



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04 Apr 2007, 8:51 pm

GoatOnFire wrote:
Unknown wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Unknown wrote:
YOU CAN'T FIX MY LEET-NESS!! !! !

AND AHAYES' GOD HAS FAILED!! !! !


The Great Cat God just used you as a scratching post, you're all bloodied up!

I CAN HEAL MYSELF!! !! !

F**K LEET!! !!


I can filter his quotes to make it look like he can spell and hates leet. Other than that...


Hahahahahahahahahaha!! !


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04 Apr 2007, 8:54 pm

ahayes wrote:
Unknown wrote:
Ni! IMMA CHARGIN MAH' LAZER!! !


I short circuit your lazer's power supply and it explodes in your face. THAT's gotta hurt!

T3H P0W3R 0F "Ni!" D3STR0YS UR CAT G0D'S H3ARING AND SH3 CAN'T M0VE!! !! !

AND I USE MAH' SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!! !! !


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04 Apr 2007, 8:55 pm

Unknown wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Unknown wrote:
Ni! IMMA CHARGIN MAH' LAZER!! !


I short circuit your lazer's power supply and it explodes in your face. THAT's gotta hurt!

T3H P0W3R 0F "Ni!" D3STR0YS UR CAT G0D'S H3ARING AND SH3 CAN'T M0VE!! !! !

AND I USE MAH' SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!! !! !


REFER TO SIG.



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04 Apr 2007, 8:55 pm

Quatermass wrote:
GoatOnFire wrote:
Unknown wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Unknown wrote:
YOU CAN'T FIX MY LEET-NESS!! !! !

AND AHAYES' GOD HAS FAILED!! !! !


The Great Cat God just used you as a scratching post, you're all bloodied up!

I CAN HEAL MYSELF!! !! !

F**K LEET!! !!


I can filter his quotes to make it look like he can spell and hates leet. Other than that...


Hahahahahahahahahaha!! !
GODDAMN IT!! !! !

1 W1LL PWNJ J00!! !! !


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04 Apr 2007, 8:56 pm

ahayes wrote:
Unknown wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Unknown wrote:
Ni! IMMA CHARGIN MAH' LAZER!! !


I short circuit your lazer's power supply and it explodes in your face. THAT's gotta hurt!

T3H P0W3R 0F "Ni!" D3STR0YS UR CAT G0D'S H3ARING AND SH3 CAN'T M0VE!! !! !

AND I USE MAH' SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!! !! !


REFER TO SIG.
REFER TO MY SIG!! !! !


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04 Apr 2007, 8:56 pm

Unknown wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
GoatOnFire wrote:
Unknown wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Unknown wrote:
YOU CAN'T FIX MY LEET-NESS!! !! !

AND AHAYES' GOD HAS FAILED!! !! !


The Great Cat God just used you as a scratching post, you're all bloodied up!

I CAN HEAL MYSELF!! !! !

F**K LEET!! !!


I can filter his quotes to make it look like he can spell and hates leet. Other than that...


Hahahahahahahahahaha!! !
GODDAMN IT!! !! !

1 W1LL PWNJ J00!! !! !


It's inoperable Quatermass, he needs to be euthanized. Just shoot him already!