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16 May 2016, 2:26 am

To me, Heaven has to be like a Michael Rosen video and....HamquesadidaseuqmaH.


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16 May 2016, 9:34 am

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16 May 2016, 12:31 pm

Can you make brownies from a can of black beans? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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17 May 2016, 12:30 pm

Why do beans make you fart?


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17 May 2016, 2:59 pm

Mama, how do you go 'bout growin' a human bean? :scratch:


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19 May 2016, 12:44 am

The kitchen door handle...stopped breathing.

So I said "the kitchen door handle's dead" right in front of everyone in class!


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19 May 2016, 5:49 pm

Can fire ants cause a fire?
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21 May 2016, 12:17 pm

If I feed my 3-year-old son live termites, will they eat the box of toothpicks he just swallowed?



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05 Aug 2016, 11:40 am

I wouldn't die if my life depended on it.

My neighbour threw a bag of cement at me. I'll have no problem suing him for it, I've got concrete evidence.



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05 Aug 2016, 1:06 pm

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06 Aug 2016, 7:28 am

Why do I feel so dumb whenever I ask any question, while others sound so smart when they ask exactly the same?


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06 Aug 2016, 7:36 am

Where can I buy a time machine?


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06 Aug 2016, 3:58 pm

Does anyone know how I can convince my sister to get evaluated for ASD?


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06 Aug 2016, 4:05 pm

WARNING – IT'S DANGEROUS TO GET CLOSE TO THIS BOMB.


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06 Aug 2016, 4:08 pm

um so this one isn't made up but:

"what country is Germany in?" - Sean, year 8 2011 (thats me by the way)


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06 Aug 2016, 4:19 pm

I think some people on these forums would tell you the right answer is, "Turkey" :twisted:


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