Revival of The Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted - but your alarm clock goes off anyway

I wish for 10 more minutes online..

Your wish is my command. Pity your browser was just hijacked by purveyors of grandma porn.

I wish I had dental insurance.

You gain dental insurance, pity you can only use it in one surgery on the other side of the planet.

I wish for nothing...

Granted but it turns out to be something

I wish to know the exact amount of commercially obtainable platinum on earth.

Granted, but platinum becomes totally worthless to business.

I wish this papercut on my finger would heal.

Granted, but your hand got choped off

I wish my room wrer clean

Granted. I promptly steal your room and leave you with mine (somehow, dont ask how)

I wish food was free.

Granted but it was dropped on the floor


I wish the world didn't need money

granted
i wish the next poster to reply will die immediately.

Granted but I come back to haunt you

I wish I were alive again

Granted, but now you can't haunt Kosmonaut.

I wish I had another cup of tea.

granted but I spat in it


I wish I had my CD back from my sistetr

Granted, but it's scratched up.

I wish I had a candy bar.

Granted, but it's riddled with shards of glass.

I wish humanity were extinct.

Granted, this includes you


I wish humanity were unextinct

Granted, but they're all incapable of reproduction in any way.

I wish for a world without humanity to spoil it for everything else.