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23 Sep 2018, 3:46 am

it's the bee's knees!



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23 Sep 2018, 3:47 am

it's the cat's pajamas!



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23 Sep 2018, 3:47 am

i'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than have to have a frontal lobotomy [courtesy dr. Rick Hanzlik, MD]



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23 Sep 2018, 3:50 am

about as useful as a glass toilet plunger



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23 Sep 2018, 3:50 am

as funny as a fart in a spacesuit



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23 Sep 2018, 3:51 am

if at first you don't succeed, say to hell with it and go back to bed. maybe tomorrow will be better.



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23 Sep 2018, 3:53 am

life is what happens when you've made other plans. [john lennon]



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23 Sep 2018, 4:09 am

as drunk as a barrel of monkeys



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23 Sep 2018, 9:03 am

Snug as a bug in a rug



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23 Sep 2018, 9:04 am

She was so excited, she had kittens!



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23 Sep 2018, 9:04 am

The ball is in your court.



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23 Sep 2018, 9:08 am

"I don't think about a comeback. I'm here now." (Denis Istomin)



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23 Sep 2018, 9:32 am

Taken with a grain of salt.



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23 Sep 2018, 10:47 am

Hell is other people.



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23 Sep 2018, 11:08 am

Steel yourself!



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23 Sep 2018, 11:12 am

Don’t take any wooden nickels.