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04 Feb 2021, 4:07 pm

because you didn't kiss them this morning, go and do it now, make it up to them and mebbe they will stop pharting so stinkily.

who is who?



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05 Feb 2021, 8:02 am

You can find the answer down the back of the sofa.

Why do vacuum cleaners suck?



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05 Feb 2021, 1:59 pm

because they had all the blow bred out of them.

why does yeast taste like yeast?



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05 Feb 2021, 3:22 pm

Because it's of low intelligence and hasn't the imagination to make itself taste like pizza.

Why is chocolate moreish?



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05 Feb 2021, 5:12 pm

because it does not contain lessithin.

who invented the first computer?



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05 Feb 2021, 8:10 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
what are you doing tomorrow?

Eating at Red Robin.
auntblabby wrote:
why does yeast taste like yeast?

Because it's pizza.
Steffipanda wrote:
What are you doing next spring?

Punishing people.
auntblabby wrote:
how far from earth is mars?

1 centimeter.
Darknewager wrote:
What do you wanna be when you are an adult?

A devil.
auntblabby wrote:
how soon will china take over taiwan?

In a minute.
Steffipanda]How do to travel to store?[/quote]
Eating like a pig.
[quote]are you ready for the upcoming great depression II?[/quote]
55% of the school year.
[quote="maycontainthunder wrote:
Why is Dog V4 such an idiot?

He's too skinny.
Kipperbang wrote:
What's my password?

YouTube Premium.
maycontainthunder wrote:
Why are my bowels so angry?

Because you have springs.
auntblabby wrote:
who is who?

Dorothy has springs, Amy has glasses and Helen has neither.
maycontainthunder wrote:
Why do vacuum cleaners suck?

Because they contain sugar.
maycontainthunder wrote:
Why is chocolate moreish?

Because it's caramel.
auntblabby wrote:
who invented the first computer?

Little Mix.


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05 Feb 2021, 9:01 pm

what is the "wa" in water?



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05 Feb 2021, 9:37 pm

wa=H2 and ter=O

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05 Feb 2021, 9:43 pm

because the devil made 'em do it that way.

why are rubberband tires so popular?



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05 Feb 2021, 10:04 pm

Because it makes the cars bouncy!
Where did the dinosaurs go?



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05 Feb 2021, 10:06 pm

they all went to the restroom of time.

what color were their eyes?



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05 Feb 2021, 10:09 pm

Holographic rainbow
What happened to last cookie in the jar?



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05 Feb 2021, 10:15 pm

the CEO ate it while telling the worker, "psst... watch out for that union guy, he wants a piece of your cookie..."

why do people vote against their own best interests so often?



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05 Feb 2021, 10:19 pm

They lost the ridges in their brains.
What happened to Amelia Earhart?



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05 Feb 2021, 10:25 pm

she was likely not killed by the japanese. it was not wartime and they didn't think she was a spy working for our intelligence service.

how old was christopher plummer?



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05 Feb 2021, 10:37 pm

He died right after acting in the sound of music at age 34.
Who won the war?