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30 Jan 2021, 1:33 am

Lindsey Graham is who I nominate for a punching, about as useless as a graham cracker, except at least you can make smores with the later or might even be ok dipped in coffee or tea...so yeah the graham cracker even has more functionality than ole Lindsey. Nobody wants that in their coffee.

the literal word cracker is not allowed....? I didn't think that...ok graham cookies? even though they are more resemble explicits rather than cookies. is that ok.

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30 Jan 2021, 1:57 am

can you say "peckawood"?

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30 Jan 2021, 2:01 am

auntblabby wrote:

can you say "peckawood"?

It does appear so, as it has not been bleeped.

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30 Jan 2021, 2:02 am

that is what he is, then. the miserable spineless worm.

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30 Jan 2021, 2:07 am

auntblabby wrote:

that is what he is, then. the miserable spineless worm.

I mean I almost figure the literal worms in the ground are more sincere than he is. At least they don't try and hide that all they do is eat dirt and poop it out.

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30 Jan 2021, 2:09 am

the spineless worm in a suit and manicure, he does it the other way, he eats poop and puts dirt out.

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30 Jan 2021, 2:17 am

auntblabby wrote:

the spineless worm in a suit and manicure, he does it the other way, he eats poop and puts dirt out.

Yeah mr...Oh count me out of trumps nonsense, then he goes on a dinner date with Trump after saying that. That said even if it is indeed poop he eats and dirt he puts out, it's not dirt I would want to plant my plants in. If I did I probably could not trust them.

Ha ha buy Lindsey Soil, it might help your plants grow and it might not...and even if they do grow who knows if they will try to commit treason against the country you live in or not.

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30 Jan 2021, 2:21 am

Sweetleaf wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

the spineless worm in a suit and manicure, he does it the other way, he eats poop and puts dirt out.

figuratively couched- he swallows trumpoleeney's BS and puts out dirty lies in support of the mammon worshippers who have taken over american xtianity and the GOP.

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31 Jan 2021, 10:21 pm

My mom, my NT sister, and I punch Portland city leaders who won't do anything about not only homelessness, but also cleaning up the streets. There is trash on many streets.

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31 Jan 2021, 11:37 pm

Most of the things I would like to punch isn't plausibly punchable.

Like the virus. Or my hormones.
Or that annoying itch in my nose. Or the headaches.
Or the fact that laundries can be so exhausting and can hurt my hands.
Or that there's no more chocolates in the house.
Even... Say, coincidences and physics.

None of these are even a person.

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01 Feb 2021, 1:26 am

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I punch people who I don't know who tell me that I am obsessed with losing weight! :evil:

Just yesterday, I visited a gym near my house and set up an appointment with an employee that will happen next Wednesday. Here's hoping that employee got my contact information right.

I congratulate you on trying to be healthy even when other people are trying to discourage you.

Oh, yeah, I’m supposed to punch somebody. I punch myself in the nose because I like the weird feeling that causes.

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01 Feb 2021, 1:41 am

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I punch the guy on the V-Shred commercial that comes on after my favourite songs on YouTube.

I’d take a few swings at the histories most ruthless dictators.

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01 Feb 2021, 10:40 am

i'd punch the nutjob in charge of NK.

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03 Feb 2021, 4:58 pm

dragonsanddemons wrote:

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

I punch people who I don't know who tell me that I am obsessed with losing weight! :evil:

Just yesterday, I visited a gym near my house and set up an appointment with an employee that will happen next Wednesday. Here's hoping that employee got my contact information right.

Oh, yeah, I’m supposed to punch somebody. I punch myself in the nose because I like the weird feeling that causes.

Don't do it again!

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03 Feb 2021, 6:11 pm

2nded

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03 Feb 2021, 7:39 pm

I punch Dickhead.

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