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jawbrodt
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31 May 2008, 6:34 pm

^ I'm finally starting to lose my baby teeth.

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31 May 2008, 6:36 pm

You'll probably have your teeth for a very long time...

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31 May 2008, 6:41 pm

Has anyone ever heard of or seen a gay praying mantis?

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31 May 2008, 6:43 pm

Oh yes, there where a few at my dentist...

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01 Jun 2008, 2:05 am

Sometimes at night, I lie in bed, staring at the stars, and thinking, "What in the heck happened to my roof?"

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01 Jun 2008, 4:43 am

I often have dreams of being the only person on earth after killing off all of the human race (except me!).

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01 Jun 2008, 4:50 am

Ok... could you send me a postcard and give me a heads up before this happens..? (kidding)

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01 Jun 2008, 6:32 am

Quote:

Grotesque pinkish mass
In a blue can on a shelf
Quivering alone

More Spam Haiku!

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01 Jun 2008, 6:46 am

I am lying in the wake of a thousand hungry rabbits, each one out to eat my soul.
As they devour me, the deer frolic and play in the blood-red meadows, and the African-American butterflies do their native dances to the beat of a large drum made from the skin of a Japanese prostitute.

Remember, E is less than G.

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Brittany2907
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01 Jun 2008, 6:57 am

ImTheGuyThatDidThat wrote:

Ok... could you send me a postcard and give me a heads up before this happens..?

(kidding)

Sure, and i'll post you a flying pig as well.

(kidding!)

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01 Jun 2008, 7:36 pm

I just wanna know one thing. Who put that house on top of that ant? Huh? :evil:

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01 Jun 2008, 8:48 pm

My milk had curdles in it, is it still okay? Is it gonna die

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01 Jun 2008, 10:25 pm

MR_BOGAN wrote:

When I lived my past life as a bumble bee I always wondered what it would like to be a different insect in the animal kindom.

I know for a fact that I was either a cat in a previous life or I'm going to be one in my "next" life. I sleep as much as one that's fer sure! I just tell everyone I'm "conserving energy".

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02 Jun 2008, 12:58 am

*FART* ----------------- *Blows the air in all the WP people's faces*

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02 Jun 2008, 1:02 am

You're so sexy Pat. :lol:

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02 Jun 2008, 3:01 pm

I noticed that Michael Chiklis from The Shield appears in one of the first Seinfeld-episodes, and in a way he actually looks younger now then he did back then weird

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