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GarenRuy
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22 Sep 2006, 8:09 pm

Because your stomach is full of crumbs of sickness.

Why am I sitting here?

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22 Sep 2006, 8:23 pm

Because if you walked you'd get tired, plus it'd be harder to read the screen.

Why, when writing an a followed by a j, do I always screw up and write a g?

GarenRuy
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22 Sep 2006, 8:28 pm

Because "j"s are more fun than "g"s.

Why is the story of Momotaro in Japanese?

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22 Sep 2006, 10:31 pm

Why not?

Why do I have a sudden urge to cut off my right ear with a pair of scissors?

aspie4jc
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23 Sep 2006, 12:17 am

To know what it was like for Van Gogh when he did it?

what do you do to get yourself offline -- and off the computer -- when you KNOW you should be in bed??? (it's 12:17am and I'm still online!)

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23 Sep 2006, 4:17 am

Think about your heavy eyelids

Why are all the good things in life already taken by someone else?

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23 Sep 2006, 5:24 am

Because you're already fullpacked with the bad things.

Why do socks smell?

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23 Sep 2006, 6:11 am

They're being punished for something they did in a past life

Why are knives sharp

KBABZ
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23 Sep 2006, 6:12 am

Because the Sock Goblin farted on them.

Why can't I draw hands properly?

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aspiegirl2
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23 Sep 2006, 10:32 am

It's because the hands you're drawing are squirming around. lol

What would it be like if you had an imaginary friend that knew that he/she was imaginary?

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23 Sep 2006, 11:13 am

They would dream of being real just like pinochio.

Why does Scotty always beam people up?? Can't somebody else do it for a change??

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23 Sep 2006, 1:52 pm

Nope, they can't. He has the special beaming powers.

When will the world crash into the sun?

DirtDawg
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23 Sep 2006, 2:15 pm

No need. The sun's coming here in a few billion years. Don't hold your breath, because earth will need the CO2 to maintain plant life as long as possible, before all the water evaporates and is lost to the vacuum of space. Planetary nebula will form approximately equal in diameter to earth's orbit. Don't blink, because it won't last long after that.

How do dogs sleep almost all day long and still stay in great physical condition?

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superfantastic
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23 Sep 2006, 4:27 pm

They go running at night or whenever you're asleep.

Why doesn't hardly anyone use diskettes anymore?

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23 Sep 2006, 5:13 pm

They're afraid they might be bombs.

Why did Mr. Happy Face kill Timmy?

superfantastic
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23 Sep 2006, 5:14 pm

Because he had sticked his tongue out at him.

Too many pronouns? (are those even pronouns?)

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