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thewrll
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26 Aug 2011, 8:43 pm

I like leaving my home.


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26 Aug 2011, 10:02 pm

Inhaling tobacco smoke will improve your health, prolong your life, and make you irresistible to potential sexual partners.


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26 Aug 2011, 10:13 pm

Fnord wrote:
Inhaling tobacco smoke will improve your health, prolong your life, and make you irresistible to potential sexual partners.


These are the reasons I smoke 3 packs a day



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26 Aug 2011, 10:28 pm

Wearing a monocle increases your iq by up to 15%.



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26 Aug 2011, 10:33 pm

Trigas wrote:
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Inhaling tobacco smoke will improve your health, prolong your life, and make you irresistible to potential sexual partners.


These are the reasons I smoke 3 packs a day


I also smoke, it makes me run so fast!


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26 Aug 2011, 10:38 pm

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Wearing a monocle increases your iq by up to 15%.

By wearing two monocles, my IQ has increased by 30%!


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26 Aug 2011, 11:16 pm

I hate police shows and like the cops.


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27 Aug 2011, 1:08 am

Definitely do not like the Kills. Baby Says seems to be among the worst songs ever written.


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27 Aug 2011, 1:09 am

I am awake, wide awake. That's what that yawn meant.


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27 Aug 2011, 1:10 am

Chrissy and I steal cats from innocent little girls.



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27 Aug 2011, 1:41 am

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Chrissy and I steal cats from innocent little girls.


I'm the truth?


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27 Aug 2011, 1:57 am

chrissyrun wrote:
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Chrissy and I steal cats from innocent little girls.


I'm the truth?


My brain is capable of processing this comment when I'm so awake. :roll:



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27 Aug 2011, 1:59 am

my farts are so powerful, i've had to register with the local police as a deadly weapon.



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27 Aug 2011, 2:04 am

This thread does not make me laugh.


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27 Aug 2011, 2:44 am

I just beat the internet. That final boss was tough.



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27 Aug 2011, 3:28 am

i can fly through the air after eating chili and cheddar cheese with a beer on the side.