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That chili was good.

Marge: Alright, kids. Let me have those letters and I'll send them to Santa's workshop in the North Pole.

Bart: Oh, please, there's only one fat guy that brings us presents and his name ain't Santa.

Are you ready for some football?

A hot stake is better than a cold chop.

"Today, on America's biggest bargain sale, we're offering a Nissan 300ZX valued at $23,794 for $530! Cash and prizes worth over $100,000 for $750! Two of the incredible bargains on........ $ALE OF THE CENTURY! And now, here's the star of our show, Johnny Garfield!"

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Here's that sunny (yet cold) day again!

What kind of Thanksgiving dinner is this? Where's the turkey, Chuck? Don't you know anything about Thanksgiving dinners? Where's the mashed potatoes? Where's the cranberry sauce? Where's the pumpkin pie?

It sure feels good to have leftovers.

Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

Mrs. Parker: No, you'll shoot your eye out.

all crustaceans know the correct way to set an English high tea service

Oy, it's almost 3am, Johnny.

Okay, Tommy Lee Connolly

"Oh, I just blue myself."
"There's gotta be a better way to say that."

And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, "Fear not: for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the City of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger." And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men."

And then there was me, EquestriatoLA......