What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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27 Oct 2024, 1:19 pm

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I dreamed this morning that I placed an order for Chinese food on-line and the order somehow totaled up to about $5,000. The more I tried to cancel it, the higher it got. I finally gave up figuring that since I hadn't hit anything to complete the order, it wouldn't matter, but the next thing I knew they were at the door with the food demanding to be paid.

What was the order? A plate of shrimp. Also, the Chinese food place was about 70 miles away and everything had to be cold by the time it got to me.




Sounds like you ordered from Miku.


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27 Oct 2024, 5:18 pm

I had a dream the other day that I was watching two people I did not know. They were really worried and upset. I heard one say that the other people were going to betray them. Their lives were in danger.

I woke up, and wondered if that dream had anything to do with my life. I decided it did not. It must have been somebody in the world but I don't know who, when, where, or why. I thought, well, if I see them again in a dream I will tell them about Jesus.


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01 Dec 2024, 6:00 pm

I dreamt I was moving things by concentrating hard on them, there were water-filled fish bowls I was moving across the floor and causing to levitate. it was in somebody else's house with shiny polished wooden flooring and beige-painted walls of an art-deco style.



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01 Dec 2024, 9:07 pm

A couple nights ago I dreamed that I was talking to someone and they showed me a video game they were playing, but the video game was exactly like real life. I kept asking why they were playing it and they said it was fun or it was better than real life but it was exactly the same.

I wonder if that means something about my life. Like it can't get any better than it is now. The fantasy world is the same as the real one. But I think I'm probably assigning it too much meaning.


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07 Dec 2024, 7:35 pm

^^^seems to me there is a bit of lucidity in that dream. :idea:



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08 Dec 2024, 8:12 pm

I had a dream last night in which I dreamed that I was young and had just graduated from college and was looking for a high school teaching job. I was contacted by a "London School Openings" about a job and I jumped at the chance to move to a big city. At the same time, I wondered if that meant that I lived in England, but that is immaterial to the dream.

So I traveled to London and found out that it was a company based in London that found jobs for teachers, but they weren't usually in London. The job I was contacted for was outside the UK entirely. Not being able to afford to go back home, I accepted the job and was put on an airplane which took me to some country which was full of dunes like what I imagine of Saudi Arabia, but as cold as Norway or Finland. I didn't even know what language they spoke and nobody spoke English. So I walked around trying to figure out what to do but nobody could point me in the right direction.

Somehow, I finally found the school and was shown to my classroom. Since I didn't speak their language and they didn't speak English, I had no way of talking to them. Looking at the textbook, I could kind of see what should be taught so I started drawing lines and writing equations on the board while babbling in English. The students were very puzzled.



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17 Dec 2024, 7:24 pm

I dreamt I was floating along in the ether, a grayish watery cloudy ether- people were passing me left and right, and it gradually dawned on me that I was being severely left behind, at which point a black-robed figure popped up and told me I not only had to work much harder but I had to work leagues smarter as well. then I awoke.



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25 Dec 2024, 9:44 pm

I dreamt I was on the top floor of the military hospital I useta work in a few decades back. I was with my sweetie, and the place and the whole post seemed empty of people and activity. we both had telescopic vision gazing down at the empty parking lot when suddenly we noticed a car materializing and 3 people milling about it, then more people materialized, we both wondered what was happening, then I awoke.



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30 Dec 2024, 8:39 am

This night, I had a very realistic dream about how I... blew a fart in the public 8O :D I was very embarassed with it, for I was convinced it was happening for real :lol:



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04 Jan 2025, 1:16 am

I rarely remember dreams, but I remember the last 3 night's.
In the first for some reason my dogs were off leash outside a shopping mall, they refused to come when called, and when I noticed one had a small cat in her mouth (unharmed) they took off into the mall.
I gave chase but lost them, then heard barking from a restroom
When I opened the door two cats shot out and I heard a horrifying animal scream. I had to shoulder the door open and someone tried to stop me entering, but I rammed their head into a wall and pushed past. Someone else took a swing at me as my whippet ran out the door with a dangling leg. They went face first into the urinal wall as I noticed two guys trying to drown my deerhound in a toilet. One of them came at me, allowing the deerhound to writhe around and latch onto the fourth's arm. While trying to block #3, the second started hitting me from behind and #4 started screaming. I hit the ground dragging #3 down with me while #2 started kicking. I suspect #1 was unconscious. A security guard came in and looked ready to shoot my dog until I yelled that they were torturing my dogs. It all turned blurry after that.

In the second dream I was standing outside on a bright day when there was a strange roar and an enormous meteor appeared over the horizon and shot past at extreme altitude, becoming a dot in seconds.
Somehow I knew an extinction level atmospheric event had occurred over the horizon and I knew I only had minutes, at most, to live before the shockwave.
I woke up yelling for my partner because I wanted us to die together.

In the third I was lying pressed up against a friend...that's it... But it was surprising because I don't remember ever dreaming about someone I know before.



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04 Jan 2025, 9:24 am

I had dream last night where I got a big radio type box like very old 40s/50s with a tv inside that would play full colour and it had like a backup of old radio broadcasts and also more current songs that would play.



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06 Jan 2025, 6:50 pm

That I accidentally called and somehow ordered a bunch of clowns to show up. Then they were trying to invoice me for their time. I don’t like clowns. The invoices were probably scarier though.

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Had a dream recently where I was trying to impress a woman and I attempted to dance, but then I accidentally tripped up somehow, so I threw myself into a nearby plant in embarrassment -which was probably more embarrassing than the fall. Then I woke up just as I was about to hit the plant.

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07 Jan 2025, 5:48 am

A veeeeery realistic dream in which I won a huge box of religious books about all sorts of punishment in hell :D :twisted:



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19 Jan 2025, 10:51 pm

dreams about being back in the military hospital where I useta work decades back, only all the tension is gone.



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28 Jan 2025, 1:08 am

I dreamt that I was back in the army once again, but that we were all in this white room, with no exit. none of us knew quite what we were doing there.



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04 Feb 2025, 5:09 pm

I dreamt I was somewhere I don't recall being in waking life, a totally different neighborhood, but with some people I knew in the army back in the 80s. one guy, a friend in real life, was sorta hostile to me and took me in his car [not the '84 chevy he actually had, but a modern Toyota Corolla] careening around corners 'til I got sick to my stomach, while he laughed at me. then he ridiculed my reasoning and told me [with a smile] that I was stupid. then he drove me to meet another coworker i'd not seen in decades, who warmly greeted me, then I awoke.