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30 Jul 2014, 2:28 pm

I love shopping for clothes! Especially tight, revealing tops that show off my flat, rock-hard abs, and shoes with six-inch long pinprick heels!

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30 Jul 2014, 2:34 pm

I have never pampered my dog.

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30 Jul 2014, 2:40 pm

The leaves in fall turn red because the trees have caught colds. It's the equivalent of getting a red, stuffy nose, and when it's windy that is the trees sneezing. It is definitely NOT because the chlorophyll inside the leaves changes color as they die from lack of nutrition, which that the tree has cut off to them as it becomes dormant for the winter! Who would believe that nonsense??

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30 Jul 2014, 5:22 pm

I am writing this from my mom's native country.

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31 Jul 2014, 2:28 pm

my cheeks are huge and i look ridiculous because of the numbness from having my teeth pulled.

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31 Jul 2014, 2:58 pm

I have unusually large teeth.

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03 Aug 2014, 6:40 pm

my cheeks aren't huge and i look just fine.
my wisdom's did not seem to be in a position to cause any priblems

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04 Aug 2014, 7:51 am

I don't have enough work to do.

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04 Aug 2014, 1:47 pm

my nails have never been painted. i hate the way it feels, especially the way it gets onto my skin sometimes.

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04 Aug 2014, 1:49 pm

I love getting drunk on weekends.

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04 Aug 2014, 3:11 pm

I love drinking alcohol!

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04 Aug 2014, 3:37 pm

I love talking about differences between boys brains and girls brains.

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04 Aug 2014, 5:17 pm

I'm 5ft 9 and I weigh 125 lbs. Do you think I'm sexy? :wink:

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04 Aug 2014, 5:28 pm

I wish it wasn't considered impolite to call someone a word that rhymes with witch, maggot, or chigger. It's so silly when people get insulted when you call them that or use such words in public. This PC stuff really has to stop.

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04 Aug 2014, 5:53 pm

I live in a mansion.

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04 Aug 2014, 5:56 pm

The arts are neither an important part of education nor an important part of society.

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