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King's other pen name was Richard Bachman

Did anyone ever read The Celestine Prophecy?

I remember going to work when it first came out and everyone EVERYWHERE was reading it. Everywhere I turned, someone had a copy of it. It was written like it was actually a prophecy. Like it was real. So, I decided to get myself a copy of it and I read it.

It took me in and it was such a good book, right up until the end when people started vibrating and disappearing. Then it just got stupid.

I think the author either got cornered and ran out of ideas or just wanted to finish it off in a hurry.

So disappointing for a book that started off so well!

Does anyone else out there like reading?

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when god gives you lemons, find a new god.

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern.
The husband leans over and asks his wife,
"Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
"Yes," she says,
"I remember it well."
"OK," he says,
"how about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time sake?"
"Ooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble."
So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along,leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers.
She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes.
She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!"
He's hanging on to her hips for dear life.This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is!
As the couple passes, he says to them,"That was something else! You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't a f*****g electric fence."

A little Indian boy had a question and went to the medicine man. "Medicine man," asked the little Indian boy. "Yes," the Medicine man replied. "How do you give us our names," the little Indian boy asked curiously. "Well, when I walk out of my teepee, it's the first thing I see, like Grazing Buffalo, Rising Sun, Falling Moon, and other names like that," the Medicine man replied.

"Well why do you ask, two dogs f*****g."