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04 Aug 2014, 7:39 pm

I had maggots for supper tonight.

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04 Aug 2014, 8:00 pm

I'm so excited by the political candidates in my area. I can think of at least one candidate for every office that's sure to be good for my state.

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05 Aug 2014, 2:28 pm

Republicans are actually liberals and Democrats are actually conservatives.

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05 Aug 2014, 2:46 pm

i'm a master with words.

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05 Aug 2014, 4:48 pm

I love to eat boiled leeches.

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05 Aug 2014, 6:48 pm

The officially recognized term for a citizen of the Gaza Strip is a "Gaza Stripper".

And the area's national anthem is David Rose's tune "the Stripper".

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05 Aug 2014, 10:39 pm

There have been very little advances in technology over the past 100 years.

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05 Aug 2014, 11:21 pm

I don't care if the repairs and improvements on my house never finish, or if they take all my money!

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06 Aug 2014, 2:19 am

I run a neurotypical hate blog.

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06 Aug 2014, 5:39 am

Deep-frying your clothes is a good way to dry them after washing them.

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06 Aug 2014, 11:51 am

I have a bottle of lye.

Get it? :D Oh, I'm unoriginal and unfunny? Okay :(

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06 Aug 2014, 4:20 pm

Fairy tales are real.

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07 Aug 2014, 1:41 pm

Tabloids are real news.

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07 Aug 2014, 4:28 pm

Our eyes aren't real because mirrors aren't real.

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08 Aug 2014, 7:49 am

I would much rather wear black than wear a green.

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08 Aug 2014, 12:17 pm

i really enjoy painting, but my paintings have never won anything.

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