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20 Jan 2016, 4:52 am

Since when have fish had fingers?

I think Birds Eye are lying to us.

So, if they're not fingers, what are they?? Hmmmm??? 8O

Fishdicks... I mean sticks. Fishsticks maybe?

I don't think fish have them either. Sticks that is. Or the other.


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20 Jan 2016, 5:26 am

ImAnAspie wrote:
Letter to my arse!

Dear arse,

Why do you want to work against me? We're part of the same animal. You make out like I'm busting to go and when I get there, you don't do anything.

Conversely, I'll get on a train and you make out like all is cool but once those doors shut (and the first stop isn't for ages), suddenly then you need to go URGENTLY.

Please, don't work against me. Work with me. We should be on the same team.

You tell me, you need to go, urgently, so I get up out of bed AT 1AM and go to my OUTSIDE toilet with the spiders and mozzies and then you decide to play silly buggers and decide you don't want to go anymore. Who's side are you on anyway? Your own? You can't be on your own side. You're my arse. Without me, you're nothing. Without me, you wouldn't exist.

Can we please get our act together and work on the same team? If you tell me you need to go, then please go. If you don't need to, then please don't play silly buggers pretending you need to. And no more horrible surprises.

After all. How can you have diarrhea and constipation at the same time? Are you insane? Are you an insane arse?

Please work with me. Not against me. After all, we're both on the same side. (Actually, I'm on the front and you're on the back... But we're still part of the same animal. Work with me. Not against me.


Yes, that's right. I wrote my arse a letter! He needed to be told!



I think we've made friends again but I don't trust him. I think it'll be on for young and old again soon.

P.S.

Dear arse,

Why do you have to be such an arse? Can't you just be nice? Can't you just play fair?

Ah forget it. You're just an arse anyway?

Regards,
Your Owner!


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20 Jan 2016, 5:33 am

ImAnAspie wrote:
Since when have fish had fingers?

I think Birds Eye are lying to us.

So, if they're not fingers, what are they?? Hmmmm??? 8O

Fishdicks... I mean sticks. Fishsticks maybe?

I don't think fish have them either. Sticks that is. Or the other.



LOL - I crack myself up!! ! (damn exclamation marks!! !) Darn!! ! Hell!! ! I've got to stop this!! ! s**t!! !

I wish I'd never discovered that you can't put 3 exclamation marks together. It's driving me NUTS!! ! Crap!! ! Oh....

Oh, what the hell. I'll just use two!!


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20 Jan 2016, 5:42 am

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After all. How can you have diarrhea and constipation at the same time? Are you insane? Are you an insane arse?


God, I crack myself up! :D


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20 Jan 2016, 5:43 am

My God. I'm writing letters to my ass. I think I've lost the plot.


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20 Jan 2016, 5:45 am

I don't rip much anymore but I've been ripping since 1997.


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20 Jan 2016, 5:47 am

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I don't rip much anymore but I've been ripping since 1997.



WOW! That's nearly 19 years I've been ripping music.


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20 Jan 2016, 5:49 am

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ImAnAspie wrote:
I don't rip much anymore but I've been ripping since 1997.



WOW! That's nearly 19 years I've been ripping music.


And one of the first on Napster

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20 Jan 2016, 5:51 am

I'm glad I don't need anyone else to have fun. I entertain myself!

Sometimes, I blow myself away. LOL


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20 Jan 2016, 6:05 am

My arms are so sore this morning (good sore). Even lifting a pitcher of water was tough. :mrgreen:



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20 Jan 2016, 6:05 am

"I'm busy. And I don't do social."
Sigourney Weaver - Snow Cake


I couldn't have said it better myself!

More than content living by myself (and Boo). GOD, I love it!

I have THE BEST TIMES by myself.

Music. Dancing. Cracking myself up.

I talk to myself and I don't care who knows. I know I'm not mad. In fact, I'm extremely smart and well adjusted.
And these past few months, I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY LIFE.

I'm lucky I don't need anyone else's company. Good thing too, because I haven't got it.


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20 Jan 2016, 6:07 am

MjrMajorMajor wrote:
My arms are so sore this morning (good sore). Even lifting a pitcher of water was tough. :mrgreen:



Good sore? Please elaborate!


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20 Jan 2016, 6:12 am

ImAnAspie wrote:
MjrMajorMajor wrote:
My arms are so sore this morning (good sore). Even lifting a pitcher of water was tough. :mrgreen:



Good sore? Please elaborate!


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20 Jan 2016, 6:30 am

This is a song called Fotheringay (Fotheringhay) - by Fairport Convention (Sandy Denny - RIP)

Fotheringhay was the castle Mary Queen of Scots (Mary Stuart) was incarcerated in until her beheading in 1587.

RIP Mary - and your little dog Geddon, who was hiding in your skirt when you were beheaded and refused to eat after you died, and died of starvation. He was a true and loyal companion for you when you were imprisoned


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20 Jan 2016, 6:44 am

Don't worry. Didn't expect a reply anyway. Didn't need one.


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20 Jan 2016, 6:46 am

I've got everything I need here. Boo and contentment!


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