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20 Jan 2016, 11:22 pm

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Note to self: Do not buy massive bulk-sized bags of cat food as big as you are. Do not try to lift and then pour aforementioned bag....it will not go well.


LOL - I can picture that in my mind.


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20 Jan 2016, 11:23 pm

Some 5 year old squirt called me a fat pig in Safeway this evening. I told his hot shot dad, "Control your kid!" as I skidded past him. I had a few cynical moments and than I chose to be in a good mood, again.


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20 Jan 2016, 11:24 pm

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20 Jan 2016, 11:29 pm

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Get a cat food spoon!


I dunno why, but I suddenly imagined you sounding like Charlie while saying this.



"Kitten mittens - You'll be smitten" LOL


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20 Jan 2016, 11:29 pm

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Get a cat food spoon!


That would require much more forward thinking than I am ready for :P



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20 Jan 2016, 11:31 pm

Feyokien wrote:
I dunno why, but I suddenly imagined you sounding like Charlie while saying this.

Ha! That's so funny! :D
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I thought it was a problem with my free wifi in my free hotel room.
It's a nice room.
I even have an old-fashioned chaise lounge in here for reclining while Wrong Planeting.

Why is it free? Who are you really? :lol:



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20 Jan 2016, 11:32 pm

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Me and my chocolate addiction moments. Yes, sugar (more or less) makes me high.

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It's not the end of the world to offend someone.


It is if they have an axe!


I have an axe and I'm afraid to use it. :lol:


Edna, you ought to meet my daughter. Perhaps not.


Whywhy??¿


Not with an axe anyway. She's pretty hand with the sais!


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20 Jan 2016, 11:43 pm

Earthling wrote:
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I thought it was a problem with my free wifi in my free hotel room.
It's a nice room.
I even have an old-fashioned chaise lounge in here for reclining while Wrong Planeting.

Why is it free? Who are you really? :lol:

I'm on assignment.
Yes, I'm a government agent 8)


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20 Jan 2016, 11:43 pm

Earthling wrote:
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I thought it was a problem with my free wifi in my free hotel room.
It's a nice room.
I even have an old-fashioned chaise lounge in here for reclining while Wrong Planeting.

Why is it free? Who are you really? :lol:


Raleigh also has three body doubles. Who indeed? :cyclopsani:



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20 Jan 2016, 11:43 pm

nmap is THE most amazing piece of software and is my favourite to use!

https://nmap.org/


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20 Jan 2016, 11:43 pm

ImAnAspie wrote:
Edna3362 wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
Edna3362 wrote:
Me and my chocolate addiction moments. Yes, sugar (more or less) makes me high.

ImAnAspie wrote:
Earthling wrote:
It's not the end of the world to offend someone.


It is if they have an axe!


I have an axe and I'm afraid to use it. :lol:


Edna, you ought to meet my daughter. Perhaps not.


Whywhy??¿


Not with an axe anyway. She's pretty hand with the sais!


But I don't wanna fight. :lol: I admit I'm a bit violent, but I don't wanna.


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20 Jan 2016, 11:45 pm

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nmap is THE most amazing piece of software and is my favourite to use!

https://nmap.org/


Unfortunately, they ported it to Winblows! For all those lazy would be hackers that couldn't be bothered to learn how to use UNIX!


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20 Jan 2016, 11:46 pm

Edna3362 wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
Edna3362 wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
Edna3362 wrote:
Me and my chocolate addiction moments. Yes, sugar (more or less) makes me high.

ImAnAspie wrote:
Earthling wrote:
It's not the end of the world to offend someone.


It is if they have an axe!


I have an axe and I'm afraid to use it. :lol:


Edna, you ought to meet my daughter. Perhaps not.


Whywhy??¿


Not with an axe anyway. She's pretty hand with the sais!


But I don't wanna fight. :lol: I admit I'm a bit violent, but I don't wanna.



Oh (((Edna))) :)


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20 Jan 2016, 11:47 pm

Feyokien wrote:
Earthling wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
I thought it was a problem with my free wifi in my free hotel room.
It's a nice room.
I even have an old-fashioned chaise lounge in here for reclining while Wrong Planeting.

Why is it free? Who are you really? :lol:


Raleigh also has three body doubles. Who indeed? :cyclopsani:

One of my body doubles is Cuatro.


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20 Jan 2016, 11:51 pm

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nmap is THE most amazing piece of software and is my favourite to use!

https://nmap.org/


Trinity actually used nmap in The Matrix to hack into the power grid.
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They show nmap being used in the movie


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20 Jan 2016, 11:54 pm

And sshnuke is a real exploit.

SSH stands for Secure SHell - how you can remotely log into UNIX servers.


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