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14 Aug 2014, 9:26 pm

Koalas and kangaroos crossbreed and produce koalangaroo which look like the mixture of a wombat and a wallaby. They jump from tree to tree and speak with an Australian accent.



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14 Aug 2014, 10:59 pm

I have the highest IQ of all the people on WP.


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15 Aug 2014, 8:49 pm

me hav lowist iq on dubbleyew-pee.



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15 Aug 2014, 9:38 pm

i'm a freaking genius and you should all bow down to me.


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16 Aug 2014, 11:28 am

The scientific name of the Eurasian wren is Troglodytes troglodytes (from Greek, meaning cave-dweller), which refers to the species' habit of digging underground tunnels.



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16 Aug 2014, 3:06 pm

The world was created in 4004 BC.


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16 Aug 2014, 7:16 pm

I did not stay up until almost 1am yesterday.


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16 Aug 2014, 8:27 pm

i was frozen today.


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17 Aug 2014, 9:26 am

If you put cheese into a blender spinning at approximately half the speed of light, it will revert back to high quality milk. Unfortunately, this only works on cheese made from cows. No one has been able to determine why other animals cheeses don't respond the same way.



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18 Aug 2014, 11:21 am

The universe was created by the BBC.



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18 Aug 2014, 11:25 am

Alex Plank and I are second cousins.


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18 Aug 2014, 1:21 pm

My sister is Miley Cyrus.


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19 Aug 2014, 12:03 am

I am related to Rainbow Dash.



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19 Aug 2014, 12:24 am

Cheerilee is my aunt.


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19 Aug 2014, 8:25 am

This topic is three years old today.

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It turned three years old on the 15th of the month.



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19 Aug 2014, 10:31 am

I know a man who knew a man who strangled the death and since, they are not in touch. There is some evidence though, that he then emigrated in Saudi Arabia and now lives on palm throwing stones on people who are passing by.


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