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22 Jan 2016, 10:50 pm

My Thoughts On Life (&*#$%)

Whenever you say to people, "I'm ugly!" and they say, "You're not ugly!", don't believe them.

If they thought you weren't ugly, they wouldn't say, "You're not ugly." They'd say, "You're nice looking!"

"You're not ugly" is a euphemism for "You're ugly!" It's a typical, polite NT response/lie for when they do actually think you're ugly but they just don't want to tell you, and they can't think of anything else to say, let alone, say something nice or pay you a compliment.


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22 Jan 2016, 10:54 pm

I'm not defending Britain anymore. I'm defending my homeland, Canada now. I've really grown over the past two weeks.


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22 Jan 2016, 10:55 pm

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You've got to have a sense of humour about yourself. :lol:


You're not wrong there Cockney :)


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22 Jan 2016, 10:57 pm

ImAnAspie wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
You've got to have a sense of humour about yourself. :lol:


You're not wrong there Cockney :)


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I think that song's already been invented - Perhaps, make up a song called "Capsicum Hills Forever". I don't think that one's been invented yet.


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22 Jan 2016, 10:59 pm

Crud on your mousepad will effect your mouse's performance.


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22 Jan 2016, 11:01 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
I'm not defending Britain anymore. I'm defending my homeland, Canada now. I've really grown over the past two weeks.


British soldier - Imagine him defending Britain!
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22 Jan 2016, 11:07 pm

ImAnAspie wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
I'm not defending Britain anymore. I'm defending my homeland, Canada now. I've really grown over the past two weeks.


British soldier - Imagine him defending Britain!
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I think he'd be better behind the scenes on the computers.


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22 Jan 2016, 11:17 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
I'm not defending Britain anymore. I'm defending my homeland, Canada now. I've really grown over the past two weeks.


British soldier - Imagine him defending Britain!
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I think he'd be better behind the scenes on the computers.


Thank God. I thought you were going to say he was your uncle or something.


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22 Jan 2016, 11:18 pm

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That's a great video. Thanks for sharing it. :)


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22 Jan 2016, 11:23 pm

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That's a great video. Thanks for sharing it. :)


:)

I never saw it when he was still alive


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22 Jan 2016, 11:35 pm

Me and my daughter years ago - about 15 years ago. She's 21 now!

How time flies!

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22 Jan 2016, 11:45 pm

This used to be my car. Blacktown 201 (BN201) BD.97.AA

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Holden Commodore SS 6 litre V8 (with the Cop chip) - My GOD it flew!! It was like a rocket.
Used to give my ex-partner whiplash every time I planted it!

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23 Jan 2016, 12:04 am

I was really hungry (and there wasn't much else to eat) so I warmed up some soup. I was cautious with the temperature and yet I still started getting anaphylaxis symptoms :x. Grrr. This is the third Benedryl I've had to take today. This is getting annoying. My throat feels so tight and uncomfortable.



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23 Jan 2016, 12:07 am

Cats dream - that, I know.

What I want to know though is, what do they dream about?

Catching prey, I suspect!


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23 Jan 2016, 12:12 am

True story:

Summer 1987

12 Year Old CockneyRebel - I'm Peter Newkirk

Cockney's Mum - I heard that!

Cockney's 9 Year Old Sister - You remind me of Schultz

12 Year Old CockneyRebel - Why sis?

Cockney's 9 Year Old Sister - You just do.


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