i was on the phone to my friend "tammy" tonight (for the third time today), and she was lamenting that she could not find the cupboard in which she stowed the $100 christmas tree she bought last year. tammy is a simple thinker and i find it very cute.
she was quite angry all day because she thought that someone must have broken in to her house (where her mother and father also live) and stole her packed up christmas tree from her wardrobe. i said that it would be very unlikely that someone would break and enter a home simply to steal a christmas tree, and ignore any other items.
but she persisted in her worried demeanor to tell me that her stored christmas tree was truly stolen.
i then found the situation reasonably humerus, and i said:
me: you should ring the police and say that you have a strong suspicion that a bauble on a christmas tree that was in your house last year was full of cocaine, and then comply with their applications for a search warrant , and when they search your house from top to bottom and finally find the lost christmas tree, and also find no drug residue associated with it, then you can tell them to f*ck off and try to sue them for frivolous investigation and loss of freedom etc whilst decorating your newly found christmas tree"
she was laughing so hard that she asked me to slow down to let her breathe, and it made me feel happy that i made her happy and i helped her forget the christmas tree dilemma by postulating an absurd reply.
i am glad i know tammy.