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23 Sep 2006, 6:16 pm

No, but I thought Kenny was supposed to get killed. Timmy just sits ther and yells "TIMMIE"

Why Has'nt South Park received a Tony (or whatever award they give to T.V.) for "The Greatest T.V. Show Ever in the History of the World"??

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23 Sep 2006, 6:17 pm

Fish.

Why do things break?

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23 Sep 2006, 6:22 pm

Because they have caused great evil to the Oh Greatest One (not you, Werbert).

How does lava move?

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23 Sep 2006, 6:26 pm

By rolling down on skateboards.

Why are Smileys yellow?

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23 Sep 2006, 6:30 pm

It's supposed to be a happy color. And it was on sale at Office Mate.

Why the shape of our hands?

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23 Sep 2006, 6:42 pm

1) Because having four fingers would be troublesome and 2) The other option was Lego hands.

Why has my post not arrived yet?

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23 Sep 2006, 6:46 pm

Because it's still too early.

What excuses can I use next?

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23 Sep 2006, 6:49 pm

It's a fish thing, Cougars and 42 and a half.

Will I ever stop growing tall?

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23 Sep 2006, 6:52 pm

Yes, tomorrow the process will reverse and you will eventually disappear.

Where will you go to?

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23 Sep 2006, 7:23 pm

He will become a pickle.

Why do people die.

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23 Sep 2006, 7:28 pm

So pickles won't run out.

Why pickles, anyway?

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23 Sep 2006, 7:41 pm

God needs something to add to his sandwiches.

^Why do some people get offended by remarks like that (yeah, this is still a stupid question)

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23 Sep 2006, 7:44 pm

No idea, don't religious people have any humor at all? I mean, I don't get offended when people make jokes about nature.

Well, don't religious people have any humor at all?

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23 Sep 2006, 7:46 pm

Because they take things too seriously. I mean, I'd laugh at many jokes made about the way I use my vocabulary!

Why, when we have super-powerful games consoles with the most amazing technology do we still get horrible games?

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23 Sep 2006, 7:49 pm

Well, they get lots more money from selling consoles than from selling games.

Why do they only care about money?

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23 Sep 2006, 7:51 pm

Duuh, they're greedy NT's (perfect answer!)!

If God is fair on all, then how come WE are the way we are?

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