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MjrMajorMajor
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03 Dec 2013, 1:48 pm

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03 Dec 2013, 2:09 pm

I am not a lightbulb



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03 Dec 2013, 2:55 pm

REDRUM



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03 Dec 2013, 5:40 pm

Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge!

Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Mr. Parker: [stunned] *What* did you say?

Ralphie: Uh, um...

Mr. Parker: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!

Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.


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04 Dec 2013, 6:37 am

I'm going to change out of my wet clothes and slip into a dry martini.


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04 Dec 2013, 8:50 am

I wish I could have a parka with me.


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04 Dec 2013, 4:22 pm

Whew! Stay in here much longer and I'll really make a splash in the world.


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04 Dec 2013, 9:58 pm

Third time's the charm.



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04 Dec 2013, 11:07 pm

Yum, chili at night. :)


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05 Dec 2013, 5:14 pm

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.


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05 Dec 2013, 5:32 pm

I am a one-man cleaning crew. :)


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06 Dec 2013, 4:20 pm

I'm singing! I'm in a store, and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing! I'm in a store, and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!


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06 Dec 2013, 7:11 pm

Today, on Sick Sad World...



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07 Dec 2013, 12:15 am

What I wouldn't do to see a Portland Trailblazers game (and the city for a few days) with either AnonymousAnonymous or Makayla........ we'd have fun. :)


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07 Dec 2013, 10:54 am

How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?


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07 Dec 2013, 12:34 pm

Jake Bugg is a terrible singer...