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maycontainthunder
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09 Mar 2021, 8:59 am

I don't have a sewing machine in my lounge.

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09 Mar 2021, 9:00 am

on second thought, william shatner is my fave lounge singer.

who is your fave actor?



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09 Mar 2021, 9:58 am

Barney Rubble

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09 Mar 2021, 10:19 am

*BANG* *Click* *BANGBANGBANGBANG!!*
There. I translated your question. :D


How do you like them apples?


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09 Mar 2021, 10:24 am

They give me gas. Like shartnado type gas.

Who still reads books?


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09 Mar 2021, 10:34 am

Imaginary friends.

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09 Mar 2021, 10:44 am

I burned all mine, before the witch trial began.

Why is hot water hotter than cold water?


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09 Mar 2021, 10:50 am

Because hot and cold water both can burn, hotter water just do it faster and more popularly.


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09 Mar 2021, 10:54 am

Hot water is imported from the equator. That's why it costs more, too.


What do you put in a toaster?


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09 Mar 2021, 11:09 am

Cell phones to charge them.

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09 Mar 2021, 12:18 pm

My left eyelid.

How to properly wear socks?


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09 Mar 2021, 12:29 pm

You pull them over your hands and register them for the same forums as you are on!

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09 Mar 2021, 2:49 pm

I can't compete with your answer! :lol:

Why do some people have curly hair?


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09 Mar 2021, 3:10 pm

Their hair has ADHD.

Why do the seasons change?


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09 Mar 2021, 3:33 pm

Because they're indecisive but luckily for the season retailers they're always too late to perform a return.

Where are sock puppets buried?



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09 Mar 2021, 7:33 pm

Next to the doggie bones.

Do we have joy, do we have fun, do we have Seasons in the Sun?