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01 Feb 2016, 7:37 am

They also cry.


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01 Feb 2016, 7:41 am

A lot of them grow up to be over 200 lbs as well and they love apple strudel. They're also more likely to be autistic than any other nationality.


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01 Feb 2016, 7:43 am

That's enough.


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01 Feb 2016, 7:59 am

What nationality is the most hyper?


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01 Feb 2016, 8:12 am

I am Aspie: A sloppy joe is not quite a taco, really. It's more oniony, beany, "sloppy," and less spicy, than what is found in a taco. Slightly different spices are used. It's more "tomato saucy" than a taco. You oughta try it sometime! A carnivore's delight!



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01 Feb 2016, 8:22 am

That's a misdemeanor where we are. Possible license suspension.

Usually, they plea-bargain it down to less than 20 mph over, pay the fine, hike in insurance rates, but no suspension.



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01 Feb 2016, 8:28 am

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01 Feb 2016, 8:36 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
That's a misdemeanor where we are. Possible license suspension.

Usually, they plea-bargain it down to less than 20 mph over, pay the fine, hike in insurance rates, but no suspension.



Yeah, but it's funny.
Instead of pulling over, they went to McDonald's drive through! :)


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01 Feb 2016, 8:38 am

Yep....that's funny!

I guess they wanted their treat before the crap hits the fan!

In a small way, it's like somebody splurging before they go to jail.

I hope the cops actually had a sense of humor!

BTW---Aussie tickets look pretty much like US tickets.



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01 Feb 2016, 8:43 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
Yep....that's funny!

I guess they wanted their treat before the crap hits the fan!

In a small way, it's like somebody splurging before they go to jail.

I hope the cops actually had a sense of humor!

BTW---Aussie tickets look pretty much like US tickets.


They all mean the same thing Kraftie - Money! Revenue


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01 Feb 2016, 8:46 am

Do you have felonies and misdemeanors like we do in the US?

I would have thought you had "summary conviction" (equivalent to misdemeanor) and "indictable offence" (equivalent to felony) like they have in the UK and Canada.

In New Jersey, uniquely, they have "petty disorderly person's offense," and "disorderly person's offense," meaning a low/high misdemeanor.



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01 Feb 2016, 8:51 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
Do you have felonies and misdemeanors like we do in the US?

I would have thought you had "summary conviction" (equivalent to misdemeanor) and "indictable offence" (equivalent to felony) like they have in the UK and Canada.

In New Jersey, uniquely, they have "petty disorderly person's offense," and "disorderly person's offense," meaning a low/high misdemeanor.


Same but we don't refer to them by those terms.


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01 Feb 2016, 8:54 am

ImAnAspie wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
Do you have felonies and misdemeanors like we do in the US?

I would have thought you had "summary conviction" (equivalent to misdemeanor) and "indictable offence" (equivalent to felony) like they have in the UK and Canada.

In New Jersey, uniquely, they have "petty disorderly person's offense," and "disorderly person's offense," meaning a low/high misdemeanor.


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01 Feb 2016, 8:58 am

summary and indictable


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01 Feb 2016, 9:00 am

Swinging 60s Mod Party! Can I join? :D


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01 Feb 2016, 9:01 am

ImAnAspie wrote:
summary and indictable


Summary = you're laughing (almost)

Indictable = You're going away!


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